I got up this morning, wife was gone. Went for breakfast and to visit mom. Got home after about 3 hrs. Finally realized have not seen the cat. I went through the house top to bottom a couple times. Wife got home made a quick look and nothing. She heard it (I can't hear) found it in her sock drawer, when she opened it the cat flew out scared the &&&& out of us.
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da gimp
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we have 3 indoor cats & one old stray tom who continues to mark his domain when he slips inside..... thus insuring his outside status. We've had cats hide in the derndest places & get into some weird predicaments.
One half grown kitten got her head through the loops of a plastic shopping sack & raced thru the house for better than 5 minutes until she finally let the wife remove it............
One half grown kitten got her head through the loops of a plastic shopping sack & raced thru the house for better than 5 minutes until she finally let the wife remove it............
sureshotbob
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Last week one of my tenants heard a vibration noise in the bathroom wall . So I opened the panel to check on the plumbing. I must have turned my back for a minute or two then closed the panel well you guessed it the stupid cat got in there and I did not see it so I closed it up. After I got home I got a call and the tenant heard the cat crying so she opened the panel and out pops the cat.
I hate my cat. He's sweet, loves people, great with kids, but I hate living with a cat. He's 13. Waiting for him to die, naturally, of course, I wouldn't put him down unless he was too far sick, and we won't get rid of him because we know he would never get adopted. Unfortunately he had his vet checkup today and we were told he is healthy as a kitten. He's already beaten cancer.
We took the Christmas tree down today finally. What did we find behind it? Three piles of cat puke.
We took the Christmas tree down today finally. What did we find behind it? Three piles of cat puke.
I would suggest that the presents the cat left for you are his opinion of living with you! Personally, I miss living with cats. I love having one nearby where I can pet it...the cat's purr is something I find very relaxing. I would have at least one right now if I hadn't developed an allergy as I got older. I'm still tempted to just go ahead & deal with it.
i watch TV with my cat he will lay down x to me when im cleaning my guns or other projects lets me know when someone is coming to the door nice and quietly we enjoy each others friendship
vonn
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Have two old cats and they can be a little work sometimes but I sure will miss them when they are gone. We know each other's habits and spend a lot of time together.
Geronimo Jim
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We have two cats that my wife and I love dearly. Some work,
but worth it. In the last 10 years, a missing cat was found
in a locked gun safe at least 5 or 6 times. Also, don't leave you
tumbling media out in a pan or it will become a litter box.
but worth it. In the last 10 years, a missing cat was found
in a locked gun safe at least 5 or 6 times. Also, don't leave you
tumbling media out in a pan or it will become a litter box.
Cats are really great and when there is nothing on TV, a small piece of masking tape on the rear paw is good for about 2-3 minutes of laughing and crying. Then when he takes it off/you take it off, it becomes a true hunting game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse and Mr Cat will get revenge on his schedule. Trust me on this one. Crazy cat loved that game.
Speaking of cats....
Ours likes to go into "stealth mode". Many people have been ambushed by him.
Sneaky little bugger isn't he? Do you think they have as much fun laughin at us as we do laughin at them?
zzzippper
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Our siamese got locked in the linen closet when I was a kid. He climbed up and down every shelf destroying everything he could reach. He chewed toothpaste tubes, shampoo, bandaids, towels...
I used to feed the neighbor's cats when they were away. These were indoor cats, and they had about 6 of them. I would steal pieces of cheese and such from their refrigerator and this was known and expected.
I came back to the house about an hour after I had left to take care of something, and when I opened the refrigerator door, one of the cats walked out like it was an everyday thing. Guess he snuck in there when I had my back turned.
That lady told me she would have killed me had the cat died in there.
I came back to the house about an hour after I had left to take care of something, and when I opened the refrigerator door, one of the cats walked out like it was an everyday thing. Guess he snuck in there when I had my back turned.
That lady told me she would have killed me had the cat died in there.
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I friend of mine had four cats. One of the cats loved to sleep in the washing machine drum. Another friend fed the cats while the owner was on a vacation trip and decided to use the washing machine. She did not notice the cat was in there. The cat was in the washing machine for the whole program and fortunately came out alive and healthy. I have learned to check our washing machine every time, just in case.
I was walking at a nearby lake about daylight one morning and had a piece of paper to put in the trash can which had a hinged lid. When I pushed down on the lid a screaming cat came out and probably shortened my life a year or two from fright. It probably was hunting food and was trapped by the hinged lid. I no longer trust trash cans with lids
. I still like cats.
. I still like cats.
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Doug M.
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I wish I could have one, but both dogs hate them, so not with this generation.
One of the cats we had when I was a kid decided to nap under the hood of ma's car.She fired it up one morning and the cat came flying out.She looked high and low but no sign of the cat.Went to look a second time with the dog following along and he found her.Broken pelvis and a broken tail.That cat lived another 15 years,but that tail never looked right.
BigBill
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I have six cats, three are feral but tamed brothers 4yo. One is Rambo 17yo. Plus my two 1 1/2yo kittens. The kittens get into everything. In the bottom draw in the stove were the pots and pans are. Locked in the closets, wrapped up in the throw rugs under the blankets on the beds.
You name it the kittens get into it. We have a old fashioned clothes door that goes from the bathroom down to the basement. The two kittens were fighting at the door in the bathroom till one drops into the pile of clothes on the cellar floor and runs off. The other thing they do is to lay on the window sill then roll and fall off. The older cats probably look at the kittens and laugh. This cats are abandoned or had no place to go so we adopt them.
The four adult cats go outside I'm very carefull when I start up the larger tractor with the mower.
You name it the kittens get into it. We have a old fashioned clothes door that goes from the bathroom down to the basement. The two kittens were fighting at the door in the bathroom till one drops into the pile of clothes on the cellar floor and runs off. The other thing they do is to lay on the window sill then roll and fall off. The older cats probably look at the kittens and laugh. This cats are abandoned or had no place to go so we adopt them.
The four adult cats go outside I'm very carefull when I start up the larger tractor with the mower.
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Sometimes I want to kill Our Cat.
She sits outside the bedroom door and yowls until I get up to feed Her, She almost trips Me going down the stairs and then I have to grind some L-Lysine for Her food because She is deficient in that and Her Eyes cloud over if I don't give it to Her.
All this time She is making a huge fuss with Her meowing and such and when I put the food down She sniffs it looks at Me and walks away.She comes back about ten minutes later to eat it and then decides I have to entertain Her until She takes Her nap.
I think She does that just to drive Me crazy.
She sits outside the bedroom door and yowls until I get up to feed Her, She almost trips Me going down the stairs and then I have to grind some L-Lysine for Her food because She is deficient in that and Her Eyes cloud over if I don't give it to Her.
All this time She is making a huge fuss with Her meowing and such and when I put the food down She sniffs it looks at Me and walks away.She comes back about ten minutes later to eat it and then decides I have to entertain Her until She takes Her nap.
I think She does that just to drive Me crazy.
shaggist
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e3mrk,
Your cat is brilliant! Look how much she has trained you to do. Absolutely extraordinary!
Your cat is brilliant! Look how much she has trained you to do. Absolutely extraordinary!
