Thank Goodness, Dept of Homeland Security is on the job!

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Yes folks it's true, The Dept of HS will review and POSSIBLY replace the multicolored terror alert system!

You know red, orange etc. I always saw flight weary travelers spring into action when the intercom blasted out the color.

Of course the High, Med, Low or 5,4,3,2,1 system was not good enough.

And yes before you ask, the Secretary of the Dept has appointed a TASK force to determine how effective the system is!

It's about as effective as in the event of a water crash (landing) from 30,000 ft you can use your seat cushion as a flotation device. I only saw folks standing on the wing in the Hudson.

I actually reported a unattended bag on a Tram in Detroit to one of the White shirt people. She nodded and said they knew about it but the tram kept on running back and forth:confused:

Now do not forget, that if some stranger comes up to you in the airport and asks you to carry on his bag, don't do it.

Have a Safe Trip
 
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2 levels of alertness

I subscribe to the Ron White philosophy: Level 1- go find your helmet, Level 2- put your f__ing helmet on.
 
Homeland Security caused the race car tracks to ban coolers. Now does anyone on this forum know of a single race fan who would blow up his cooler full of beer? :D
 
Homeland Security caused the race car tracks to ban coolers. Now does anyone on this forum know of a single race fan who would blow up his cooler full of beer? :D

Where are the paper towels when I need them.

YOU MADE ME SPEW MY DRINK ALL OVER THE OLD COMPUTER SCREEN!!!

T.
 

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