The Kiwi Travel Curse

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This story starts last November. My brother and I were "working" one day when he mentioned plans to take his two granddaughters, then 5 and 6 years old, to Rarotonga in the Cook Islands for a few days. Karen and I had never been to the Pacific Islands, whereas Dean and his wife have made a few trips to "Raro", and I quizzed him on the place. When I got home I asked Karen "As we're not going to America next year how does two weeks siting on a beach in the Islands in the middle of winter sound"? "Yes" she replied.

So I spent a few days online checking it out. Airfares on Air New Zealand were not bad, NZ$1,700 return for two, but when it came time to selecting a resort to stay in, it was confusing. I didn't know the geography and the prices were changing from day to day.

About that time the daughter of some good friends of my parents (I call her my unofficial "big sister") went to Fiji for a covid delayed trip, and posted photos online. So I also looked at Fiji as a winter destination. Again, not knowing the place it was confusing, so I defaulted to my old travel agent (used for our 2018 US trip but not last year), requesting quotes for two weeks in both Rarotonga and Fiji commencing 7th August.

When the quotes came in, Rarotonga was more than 50% above my expected budget, Fiji about 25%. The decider however was internet access. In Rarotonga internet coverage is patchy and expensive. In Fiji it is more reliable and comes free in the public areas of resorts. So in the first week of December we booked 10 days at the Fiji Hideaway Resort and Spa on the Coral Coast.

Flights were Ex Auckland. Our "local" regional airport, about 75 minutes away, is subject to weather extremes in winter. Twice we have been scheduled to fly to Auckland for Karen's medical reviews and the flights have been cancelled, leading to us driving the 7 hours.

There is another airport about an hour and 40 minutes away that is seldom effected by weather, so we decided to fly from there.

2 1/2 weeks ago our electronic tickets were forwarded to us, and I realised that the flights were not the ones I would have chosen. Air New Zealand and Fiji Airways both fly daily from Auckland. Air New Zealand flies to Nadi in the mornings, and returns in the afternoon. Fiji Airways flies to Auckland in the mornings and Nadi in the afternoons. And we were booked on Fiji Airways!

This meant we would not get to our resort, which we were told was 1 hour from Nadi, until around 6 pm. And our return was scheduled as bus pickup, arrival at Nadi airport and check in time all as 5:30 am in order to catch an 8:30 flight

We were losing two half days in Fiji, and even if Air New Zealand had been a few hundred dollars more expensive, I would have preferred that. Oh well. Liver and learn.

Yesterday the alarm went off at 4:45 am. After dozing an extra 9 minutes (the duration of the snooze setting on my alarm) I sat up, picked up the iPad to scan for news, and at 5 am woke up Karen. Just after 6:30 we left home expecting to reach the airport a little after 8:15 for an 8:55 close of check-in for our flight to Auckland.

Slow traffic saw us arrive at the airport at 8:35. I dropped Karen and our bags off at the terminal and headed for the long term parking lot, where I already booked for a 10 day park. On arrival at the gate the entry code I had been given did not work. Neither did it work another two times. I called the number on the gate and was told to press the buttons slowly, hold each button down for 1 second then wait another second before pressing the next button. The barrier arm rose up and I was in.

We checked in at the self service kiosk and got a message our bags were booked all the way to Fiji and would be transferred on arrival in Auckland.

I knew our time in Auckland was going to be tight. Our flight was scheduled to arrive at 11:20 am, we had to make our way 500 meters to the International terminal and check-in for our Nadi flight closed at 11:35 am. Luckily there is a shuttle service as it takes 7-10 minutes to walk.

We were 10 minutes late departing the airport, and were stuck on the tarmac for another 7-8 minutes. We made the shuttle between terminals with 30 seconds to spare. First stop was the currency exchange where I had arranged to pick up our spending money. The lone attendant was busy and it took 10 minutes to get our money.

At the Fiji Airways counter we were told (65 minutes before departure) our flight had closed, but they booked us in. I gave no thought to our bags (and some of you will know already where this is heading).

Across the terminal, upstairs to screening where my spinal fusion set off the metal detector, as it always does. Through the scanner to find that i had not taken my laptop out of my carry-on, so it all had to go through again, then a mad dash to the departure gate, arriving just as rows 20-40 were announced for boarding.

We were seated in row 19, so sat down and waited for the que to go through. 10 minutes later with no movement it was announced there was a 30 minute delay.

Once boarding began it went smoothly, and we soon found our seats on the plane, an Airbus 330-200, the equivalent of a 767 Boeing. I had flow 767's twice, once in 1987 when they were new in service from Auckland to Adelaide, Australia, and more recently (about 15 years ago) from Brisbane back to Auckland. Both times I liked the plane.

The A330 was spacious and comfortable, but the entertainment system was rubbish. The touch screen would not work and the attached handset had, like the parking gate, to be pressed firmly and slowly. When I got up to use the bathroom it was tiny.

The movie was glitchy, and on a 3 hour flight I did not get to see the last 20 minutes of a 2 hour and 10 minute film. The food was very good.

On arrival at Nadi we emerged into something we had not experienced since leaving Houston last October, 28 degree C temperature (the Kiwi summer was "patchy" and turned cold in early February). Lovely.

Customs and immigration was the usual delay the downstairs to get our bags. I sat Karen in a chair and waited. And waited. Then waited some more. Eventually there were only two bags left on the carousel, and neither was ours.

A friendly Fiji Airways staff member directed me to the luggage desk, where it was found our bags were still in Auckland. "But" I was told, "They will be here this time tomorrow".

I filled in the required paperwork, was told we could spend FJ $100 each on toiletries and clothing till our bags arrived, and claim it back on our return flight. Then it was through to the shuttle service where we were the last people booked to arrive, and we were told our departure shuttle would pick us up at 3:15 am in 10 days time.

Our "1 hour" shuttle ride was more like 1 3/4 hours and we arrived at our resort well after dark, and a 13 1/2 hour journey. As Karen said, we could have flown to Houston in that time.

Fortunately I insisted, over Karen's objections, on both our daily medications, especially her anti-rejection drugs, being in my carry-on (Karen just bought her handbag). I have a book, my laptop and iPad

As I write this I am sitting on the front porch of our "bure" what the Fijians call our room. The water is less than 50 yards from me. It is sunny and warm. I am contemplating a walk in the shallows while my underwear and socks, which I washed in the handbasin, are drying in the breeze, and I am uncomfortable.

None of the shirts or shorts in the resort shop are big enough to fit me. I will have to go 20 minutes by bus or taxi into "town", more like a small village the size of our hometown, to pick up a few clothes. In the meantime I am hoping our bags arrive this evening.

Pictures to be posted later.
 

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I see that they allow Kiwis to travel on the American plan, the epitome of Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and always at the worst possible moment).

Enjoy the trip as best as conditions allow!
 
Having "run" the sprint at Auckland a few times in the middle 1990s I see it has not improved. Spent a lot of time in the middle 1990s working with NIWA recovering 1 metric tonne of sponge from 200 metres off South Island's East coast (Kaikora Peninsula) to finally obtain 330 milligrams of a potential anti-cancer drug lead. I knew some of the "fun and games" involved in flying in Kiwi land. Nothing like the feeling in your stomach when on one of the "Flying Chipolata's" that flew from Wellington to Canterbury over Cook Strait in "windy conditions!!" This was courtesy of Uncle Sam when I was at NIH/NCI. Many other stories of happy times in OZ (Barrier Reef) and with NIWA and chemists at the University of Canterbury in NZ. Always had fun as they had a little bit of difficulty of sorting out my accent (Londoner by birth, married to a girl from the Hills of North Georgia who was then in PA and MD). Dave_n
 
I like airplanes and used to enjoy the “process” of commercial flying, even if it sometimes had a few minor inconveniences. Nowadays, I’d just as soon drive wherever I am going.

But those beautiful ocean pictures do get my attention. I don’t know what the dining arrangements are at your resort, but beyond that concern, I wouldn’t be needing many clothes. :D

Hope you have a great vacation.
 
The First Week

Tuesday morning was another hot and fine morning. After a breakfast that out-rivalled those in American hotels, tropical fruit, hot food and continental, I made arrangements for a taxi into Sigatoka, the nearest "town".

Noah, the taxi driver was very friendly and we chatted on the 25 minute taxi ride. He took me to a "good" clothing shop. Two tee shirts and shorts for me, a 3 pack of underwear and a tee shirt and shorts for Karen (she didn't want anything more) plus some toiletries, and our FJ$200 budget was blown. But the clothes will last, not like some of the junk tourist stuff sold elsewhere.

On the way back to the resort, Noah gave me his phone number and invited me to a Men's meeting at his church on Thursday, just down the road from the resort, for some "talk and kava". Alas it was not to be.

Once back and changed into fresh clothes we just relaxed on the front porch for the afternoon.

About 4 pm I started phoning the airport to see if our luggage made the flight. I couldn't get through but spoke to someone in admin, who took a detailed message to get someone in customer service to call me. I waited for the return call. And once more waited some more.

When our luggage hadn't arrived and my call had not been returned by 9 pm I went to the reception desk, still no luggage.

Early Wednesday morning I managed to get through to the luggage people. Our file had been closed as our luggage had been delivered to the resort. On returning to reception I found our cases, which had arrived well into the night and been secured for us.

With fresh clothes Karen felt human enough to emerge from our bure, and we spent a bit of time along the beach. In the afternoon I went into the water, to test it out. A bit cooler than I had imagined so I didn't swim, just waded waist deep. Then after lunch I began to feel as if I was coming down with covid. My back and shoulders ached, I was feeling hot then cold. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up still not feeing right but by about 9pm I knew it was not covid. Probably just a reaction from all the "excitement' of the trip.

Thursday the weather closed in. By the afternoon it was raining so the visit to the "Mens group" didn't happen. I have bought two project with me, the book from last years road trip to edit and some backing tracks to sort through for my next music endeavour. I started on the tracks and managed to get around a dozen sorted in the afternoon.

Friday was a repeat of Thursday, rain, and some book editing. Saturday the rain had stopped but there was still lot of high cloud and it was not as hot. I went for a walk along the road to the local village where I took some photos. Somehow I aggravated a knee injury I had just recovered from, probably a combination of the foot worn path along the road and wearing roman sandals instead of my good shoes, so I spent the afternoon with my leg elevated working on the backing tracks.

Sunday in Fiji is much like Sunday morning in the southern U.S., only it lasts all day. All the usual resort activities were suspended, even the tables selling tourist jewellery were not set up. Only it lasted all day. We spent some time after breakfast on the lounges around the pool, soaking up a bit of the sun,, reading, and listening to the music played over the entertainment system at the bar.

For some reason the shuttle company sent a car to pick us up to go home this morning, instead of on Thursday. Because our flight out is at 8:30 am and we are advised to be at the airport 3 hours earlier, our room phone rang at 3:30 asking if we were checking out, then one of the attendants knocked at the door for our bags. Explaining we still had a few days more here, he left with an apology and we went back to sleep.

This afternoon I have Noah coming to pick me up for an island tour. Karen is still deciding if she wants to go or just stay at the resort. Some tourist spots meeting some villagers to see the how real Fijian's live.

Bula!
 

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Brent, despite challenges it sounds like you had a wonderful trip! I often tell my children when you travel you will remember the missteps longer than some mundane tourist site with a bit of a laugh.

I have flown in and out of Auckland quite a few times and entry was always no problem although I was always sent to Bio-Security as I declared my fly-fishing kit, waders, boots flies etc.. I always cleaned everything meticulously and it was never a problem, the officers were always polite and if they happened to be keen fisherman I could sometimes glean a valuable fishing tip or advice.

Departure was another story. I would fly standby and had to check in at the Air New Zealand counter as they handled the ticketing for the airline I flew on. Flying standby one would go to the gate and wait until a few minutes before departure if a seat was available you would be issued a boarding pass and could board then. Unfortunately there was a policy in place at AKL that after check in at the counter you waited in another line and if there was a seat available 15 minutes prior to departure you were allowed to proceed to the gate. Then you had to clear security, get hopefully before the plane departed and breathlessly take your seat. My flight left usually from international gate 17 about a 1 mile distance. the only upside was that I had no time to stop at the duty free shops to purchase overpriced items. Thankfully on my last few trips the policy had changed and I am allowed to proceed to the gate to wait to see if a seat is available. I do rather miss trying to beat my personal best for the 1 mile senior sprint though.
 
Brent, despite challenges it sounds like you had a wonderful trip! I often tell my children when you travel you will remember the missteps longer than some mundane tourist site with a bit of a laugh.

I have flown in and out of Auckland quite a few times and entry was always no problem although I was always sent to Bio-Security as I declared my fly-fishing kit, waders, boots flies etc.. I always cleaned everything meticulously and it was never a problem, the officers were always polite and if they happened to be keen fisherman I could sometimes glean a valuable fishing tip or advice.

Departure was another story. I would fly standby and had to check in at the Air New Zealand counter as they handled the ticketing for the airline I flew on. Flying standby one would go to the gate and wait until a few minutes before departure if a seat was available you would be issued a boarding pass and could board then. Unfortunately there was a policy in place at AKL that after check in at the counter you waited in another line and if there was a seat available 15 minutes prior to departure you were allowed to proceed to the gate. Then you had to clear security, get hopefully before the plane departed and breathlessly take your seat. My flight left usually from international gate 17 about a 1 mile distance. the only upside was that I had no time to stop at the duty free shops to purchase overpriced items. Thankfully on my last few trips the policy had changed and I am allowed to proceed to the gate to wait to see if a seat is available. I do rather miss trying to beat my personal best for the 1 mile senior sprint though.

John, Gate 18 just past 17, is where Air NZ flight NZ28 to Houston departs from. Karen and I know that treck well. 15 minutes to make it is not very long at all.
 
Sorry to hear about the trials and tribulations you have had to go through. Is it true that a bad day on the beach is better than a good day at work? My wife and I have sworn off flying for now based upon the issues with the airlines hiring people and parts supply. Haven't seen the planes falling out of the sky but, not holding my breath.:(

Find out who cursed you and make amens.
 

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