WD 40's great stuff-----sometimes even for guns.
This particular gun was a Browning Auto 5, as new, in a fitted leather carrying case, residing in a 4th bedroom on the LOWER level of our fancy tri-level split level new home in Chicago-----having just moved from Philadelphia---and not knowing beans from apple butter about Chicagoland---AND not having been blessed with an honest, caring real estate agent---only one interested in their fat commission.
So here we are in Chicagoland---which is "lakeside property". That's a fancy name for property possessed of a HIGH water table on the one hand, and leaky sewers on the other hand.
Leaky sewers are so named because they leak. They leak out---AND IN!!
Then it rained-----A LOT! The high water table got even higher---high enough to present a hazard to the uninitiated living in fancy tri-level split level homes.
The other rooms on the lower level were a family room, a bathroom, and a "utility" room----with a floor drain.
So, it's o'dark thirty. It's raining---A LOT. It's been raining A LOT. A new, and mysterious sound is emanating from the lower level-----UMPAW---UMPAW----UMPAW. It turns out there sounds are coming from pumping stations associated with the sewer systems---which leak---out---and IN!!
Given the already high water table, and the rain, and the, leaky sewers, the sewers are overwhelmed by water leaking INTO them----and looking for a place to get out. Some of it, quite a bit of it actually, is getting out by way of the floor drain in our utility room----and the toilet----and the shower drain----all in the lower level of our fancy tri-level-split level new home----which is now, by the way, audibly connected to those pumping stations I mentioned----UMPAH----UMPAH----UMPAH---connected with a surge of "stuff" rising from the aforementioned lower level drains----which needless to say, are not draining---quite the opposite!
So---back to this shotgun. It's on the floor of this fourth bedroom. It's floating in its case-----up until the case was filled with water----and stuff---and sank.
Not too long after that, it was out in the garage, all taken apart (every piece), and being slathered with WD-40, which, true to its name, displaced ALL the water (and stuff)------and saved the day!! (Well, not the day, but for sure the shotgun!)
Ralph Tremaine
By the by, if any are in need of learning where not to live in Chicagoland, I can tell you.
By the by again, there are strange looking devices, WIDELY available in this particular area of Chicagoland, to be used to plug up toilet drains floor drains, and shower drains. We had some---AFTER the first time we needed them. They work fine!
This particular gun was a Browning Auto 5, as new, in a fitted leather carrying case, residing in a 4th bedroom on the LOWER level of our fancy tri-level split level new home in Chicago-----having just moved from Philadelphia---and not knowing beans from apple butter about Chicagoland---AND not having been blessed with an honest, caring real estate agent---only one interested in their fat commission.
So here we are in Chicagoland---which is "lakeside property". That's a fancy name for property possessed of a HIGH water table on the one hand, and leaky sewers on the other hand.
Leaky sewers are so named because they leak. They leak out---AND IN!!
Then it rained-----A LOT! The high water table got even higher---high enough to present a hazard to the uninitiated living in fancy tri-level split level homes.
The other rooms on the lower level were a family room, a bathroom, and a "utility" room----with a floor drain.
So, it's o'dark thirty. It's raining---A LOT. It's been raining A LOT. A new, and mysterious sound is emanating from the lower level-----UMPAW---UMPAW----UMPAW. It turns out there sounds are coming from pumping stations associated with the sewer systems---which leak---out---and IN!!
Given the already high water table, and the rain, and the, leaky sewers, the sewers are overwhelmed by water leaking INTO them----and looking for a place to get out. Some of it, quite a bit of it actually, is getting out by way of the floor drain in our utility room----and the toilet----and the shower drain----all in the lower level of our fancy tri-level-split level new home----which is now, by the way, audibly connected to those pumping stations I mentioned----UMPAH----UMPAH----UMPAH---connected with a surge of "stuff" rising from the aforementioned lower level drains----which needless to say, are not draining---quite the opposite!
So---back to this shotgun. It's on the floor of this fourth bedroom. It's floating in its case-----up until the case was filled with water----and stuff---and sank.
Not too long after that, it was out in the garage, all taken apart (every piece), and being slathered with WD-40, which, true to its name, displaced ALL the water (and stuff)------and saved the day!! (Well, not the day, but for sure the shotgun!)
Ralph Tremaine
By the by, if any are in need of learning where not to live in Chicagoland, I can tell you.
By the by again, there are strange looking devices, WIDELY available in this particular area of Chicagoland, to be used to plug up toilet drains floor drains, and shower drains. We had some---AFTER the first time we needed them. They work fine!
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