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Clayton Law pulled $4,000 out of his joint savings account last month. He and his wife were having a fence installed at their home in Pittsburgh, and the workers asked to be paid in cash.
After returning from the bank with a sealed envelope full of $100 and $50 bills, he set the money on a kitchen counter, intending to stash it away. But he never got the chance.
Thirty minutes later, Law was stunned to find tiny pieces of chewed-up bills strewn across the floor.
Story here (and it gets better/worse)
...Late that first night, Cecil vomited up a couple of torn hundreds, Clayton said, but he and Carrie would have to be patient and summon their humor to retrieve the rest of the bills...
...He and Carrie then sifted through the dog’s droppings and washed the torn bits of bills with dish soap in a utility sink.
“I never thought I’d be able to say I’ve laundered money, but there is apparently a first time for everything,” Carrie said...
Clayton Law pulled $4,000 out of his joint savings account last month. He and his wife were having a fence installed at their home in Pittsburgh, and the workers asked to be paid in cash.
After returning from the bank with a sealed envelope full of $100 and $50 bills, he set the money on a kitchen counter, intending to stash it away. But he never got the chance.
Thirty minutes later, Law was stunned to find tiny pieces of chewed-up bills strewn across the floor.
Story here (and it gets better/worse)
...Late that first night, Cecil vomited up a couple of torn hundreds, Clayton said, but he and Carrie would have to be patient and summon their humor to retrieve the rest of the bills...
...He and Carrie then sifted through the dog’s droppings and washed the torn bits of bills with dish soap in a utility sink.
“I never thought I’d be able to say I’ve laundered money, but there is apparently a first time for everything,” Carrie said...
As they say, there's always someone worse off than yourself.
