Thought for the day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

When you feel like a toad on the highway of life... and everyone seems like a steel-belted radial... when you're lyin' there squished in an assortment of bodily fluids... at least you left your mark.

 

[BarbC]

That's exactly how I feel right now.

 

[gjamison]

very well said

 

[ingmansinc]

is that where the expression "this is where the rubber meets the toad" came from..................

 

[NFrameFred]

Can we expect a "Jack Handey" type compilation of these in a book someday ?

Maybe Charlie Sherrill could write the foreword . . .

 

[The Highlander]

I'd buy it!

 

[JcMack]

When you feel like a toad on the highway of life... and everyone seems like a steel-belted radial... when you're lyin' there squished in an assortment of bodily fluids... at least you left your mark.

Take heart. Eventually your flattened, dried out, toad body, will morph into a "fly toad". A lucky child will peel your paper thin body off the hot pavement, and zip you off like a frisby, into the unknown. A toad by any other name would smell as sweet. .

 

[DeathGrip]

Take heart. Eventually your flattened, dried out, toad body, will morph into a "fly toad". A lucky child will peel your paper thin body off the hot pavement, and zip you off like a frisby, into the unknown. A toad by any other name would smell as sweet. .

and then when my dog finds it he will roll on it and then and only then will he be a loving,pet me now,kind of dog.

D.G.

 

[JWiley]

Caj, you forgot the last line:


...Burma-Shave!

 

[JcMack]

A TOAD I AM.......I A AM A TOAD.......I LOVE TO STAND....... UPON THE ROAD.......FLIES I EAT.......FLIES I CRAVE.......I ALSO LOVE.......BURMA SHAVE

 

[ladder13]

My brother works for the highway dept

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

Yup, it has benn one of those daze!!!

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

Pithy signature coming soon

Have you considered removing "soon" from your signature?

 

[Vulcan Bob]

Well, sometime's you are the toad and sometime's you are the truck.

 

[ditrina]

Things always look darkest.....


before they get.. Totally BLACK>>>

 

[TACC1]

I see those kinds of days all the time, that's normal.
A range-session usually gets things back in perspective.
Then, I top off the day with a visit here. Kind of like being able to dodge some of those truck tires.
A day w/o CAJ is like a day w/o.....something anyway.
TACC1

 

[wbraswell]

What if you just look like a toad?

 

[handejector]

When you feel like a toad on the highway of life... and everyone seems like a steel-belted radial... when you're lyin' there squished in an assortment of bodily fluids... at least get the license number and call a good lawyer

fixed it for ya

 

[handejector]

What if you just look like a toad?

Don't kick Caj when he's down.....

ah, go ahead.

 

[Chik a Boom]

I think I'm gonna croak...