what do you call a cow

[Lee Barner]

with a twitch?







BEEF JERKY!!!!!!

 

[6518John]

How's does the farmer count his cows?

 

[Memphis]

what do you have if you've got 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?
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Fifty Sows and Bucks!
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.($50,000)

 

[billwill]

I need another cup of coffee before I step in a cow patty this morning. You guys are in.. udder....chaos.

Corrected. Thanks Jack Flash...yep more coffee was needed

 

[Jack Flash]

I need another cup of coffee before I step in a cow patty this morning. You guys are in.. utter....chaos.

I think you meant "udder".

 

[CamoBlaze]

I need another cup of coffee before I step in a cow patty this morning. You guys are in.. utter....chaos.

No need to have a cow.


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[woodsltc]

I've read enough on this thread....think I'll mooo...ve along to another one.

 

[Iggy]

This thread is udderly ridiculous.

 

[6518John]

I think you meant "udder".

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

What did the momma cow tell the baby cow?

It pasture bedtime.

 

[hsguy]

A cow is a creature of Bovine ilk, one end is moo the other end milk.

 

[Inusuit]

How's does the farmer count his cows?

Or counts the legs and divides by four.

 

[Jessie]

It's easier to count the ears and divide by 2

 

[Hillbilly77]

How do you get 500 cows into a barn?

Hang up a BINGO sign.

 

[kwselke]

It has been posted before, but deserves a place in this thread.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI[/ame]

 

[6518John]

The revolution has been postponed:

 

[Huskerguy]

Ask the question to my wife - what do you call a cow with a twitch and she said - ta da - A milk shake! ha, good one

 

[FifthWheel]

Heels make your calves look sexy

 

[dave holl]

An old cow raised in hill country and turned in to hamburger is healthier for you than one raised on flat land......leaner beef!

 

[fiasconva]

The whole point of this thread is moooot!

 

[Bajadoc]

Where do you find a cow with no legs?.......Right where you left it.