What to put on the birthday cake?

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"happy birthday" is so cliche....

Last birthday cake for one of the kids said
"Surprise! You're adopted!"

We have another birthday tomorrow for the not-so-sweet sixteen. This is the one who wears wolverine boots, likes a lever action 30-30, and is planning her future as a Marine.

What in the world should I put on the cake this time?

I'm considering:

You are 98% chimp
Custer got Siouxed
Cat: the other white meat
Always finish what you st


I'm really leaning towards:
In dog years, you're dead.
 
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The middle one likes pie. This is the oldest one. She will shoot me with my own gun if she doesn't get a cake.
 
When my girl was 17, her cake said, ONE MORE YEAR AND OUT YOU GO.
 
We used to like you best.....

730 more days till I can rent your room.....

Don't bother looking for the cat, that was not chicken at diner....

B2
 
For the Marine

"Have fun cleaning latrines"

For the hunter

"We all saw what you did to that deer after you shot it and before you gutted it and we are calling PETA and Maury Povitch"

"All I got you for your birthday was this stupid cake."

"Happy Birthday. Now Get Out."

For the really bizarre

"Your Mom and I are First Cousins"

"It would have been so much cheaper if i had bought condoms and not beer all those years ago."

"When you leave home we're turning your room into a meth lab"
 
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When my youngest daughter turned 20-she turned to me and remarked "Well you don't have to worry about teen pregnancies any more" :eek:
I think she is cursed with my ...."wit" :rolleyes:
 
Halfway to 32!

That oughta perk her spirits right up. And you could mention that her younger sisters helped to make the chocolate-brocolli cake.

I hope she has a great birthday party. With the cat showing up, as expected.

Chris
 
MO_mule said:
Halfway to 32!

That oughta perk her spirits right up. And you could mention that her younger sisters helped to make the chocolate-brocolli cake.

I hope she has a great birthday party. With the cat showing up, as expected.

Chris
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This is one of the few things I do NOT make...decorated birthday cakes. While I make cakes all the time, specialty 3 layer german chocolate and the like... i buy birthday cakes. But funny you mention a chocolate broccoli cake, because chocolate zucchini cake is very very good.
 
I can make cake with some weird stuff you'd never know unless you were told. Mayonnaise, coke, and yes...zucchini.
 
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