35Rem
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We seem so fond of these types of threads, does anyone have any thoughts on this "Dangerous Game Animal?" 
What would be an adequate handgun caliber in LAWYER country?
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bigolddave
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Lawyers are offically classed as vermin by the DNR in every state. It is legal to shoot them with any legal firearm; however there is a closed season on them the thirteenth through fifteenth of each month to allow them to breed. While a nuisance, it is not considered wise to completely eliminate them, as they may prove to be useful sometime in the future.
bricker
Member
I don't think Georgia has a season for such an animal.
JCS&W
US Veteran
bricker is correct. No season for them, see "open year round". I would not use a firearm. Drive a stake through their heart, and cut the head off. Only safe way to destroy a bloodsucker. hahahahaha!
(Edit: Method can be used on Bankers)
(Edit: Method can be used on Bankers)
Gosh, I feel bad for Caj. 
Fishslayer
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
Handguns are OK, but better to be sure...
I believe there is a closed season on them around April 15...
I believe there is a closed season on them around April 15...
mwtdvm
Member
Prohibited areas
Courthouses are considered a "baited field" and are off limits. Also using an ambulance with siren on is not considered sporting...
Courthouses are considered a "baited field" and are off limits. Also using an ambulance with siren on is not considered sporting...
The best way to deal with lawyers in my experience (so far) is to drown them in Scotch.
The ones that I played poker with preferred Glenfiddich (sp?)
It didn't take long till they were betting on hands like 2 pair
The ones that I played poker with preferred Glenfiddich (sp?)
It didn't take long till they were betting on hands like 2 pair
On behave on all Lawyers, may I say, "OUCH"!
RightArm
Member
I've met alot of lawyers that I liked, even thought about becoming one myself years ago. I wouldn't kill the ones that put a hutin' on me. Cutting off their fingers and tongue would render them completely harmless. At least I think it would, they're pretty wiley.
rburg
Member
A fertile ground for more comments. First, the idea of a mating period is worthless. You know what kind of birth control is used by most lawyers? Their personality.
For a couple of years I even entertained the idea of becoming one. Then one day I walked out of law school with a smile on my face. I never wanted to return, nor did I.
What I discovered back then was lawyers must suffer the worst imaginable punishment. All day every day they must associate with other lawyers, some even sleezier than they are. Nothing could be more fitting.
Sorry Caje, I just couldn't resist!
For a couple of years I even entertained the idea of becoming one. Then one day I walked out of law school with a smile on my face. I never wanted to return, nor did I.
What I discovered back then was lawyers must suffer the worst imaginable punishment. All day every day they must associate with other lawyers, some even sleezier than they are. Nothing could be more fitting.
Sorry Caje, I just couldn't resist!
CAJUNLAWYER
Member
Y'all are just jealous of my super powers
Now you will excuse me whilst I go into the attic and hang upside down from the rafters and prepare for my trial next week
Now you will excuse me whilst I go into the attic and hang upside down from the rafters and prepare for my trial next week
Y'all are just jealous of my super powers
Now you will excuse me whilst I go into the attic and hang upside down from the rafters and prepare for my trial next week
YOURS OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT!!!
jlrhiner
US Veteran
Caje told me one time he was the type of lawyer they drew a pentagram on the floor and summoned.
I like the stake method.
I like the stake method.
I always liked fishing with the two lawyers who were in my bass club.
They had nice boats, would let me drive, and always refused to take any money for gas.
YES!!
They had nice boats, would let me drive, and always refused to take any money for gas.
YES!!
COL Jagdog
Member
You guys are a tough crowd -- look at it this way:
You're sitting in a jail cell accused of a sordid crime that you did not commit or
You come home, your beloved has moved out of the house, taking with her all of your guns, has emptied the bank accounts and is shacking up with her personal trainer
Your college kid calls you at 2 AM while being booked for DUI
A 23-yr old vapid blonde runs a red light while texting her friend "Babs" on her cell phone, totals your car, fractures your left arm and shoulder and her insurance company refuses to take your phone calls .......................................................................................
Who you gonna call??
Every hunting season, I get calls from all over from folks (doctors, bankers, you name it) who were "gifted" with a citation for driving 85 (or so) in a 60 or 70 mph zone in Calcasieu, Cameron, Jeff Davis or surrounding parishes -- they all want some "help" rather than a $300+ fine and a moving violation on their record -- and I graciously find a way to help (and have never sent one of them a bill) -- and I review oil & gas leases for local farmers pro bono just to help them out ... so, we're not all bad.
You're sitting in a jail cell accused of a sordid crime that you did not commit or
You come home, your beloved has moved out of the house, taking with her all of your guns, has emptied the bank accounts and is shacking up with her personal trainer
Your college kid calls you at 2 AM while being booked for DUI
A 23-yr old vapid blonde runs a red light while texting her friend "Babs" on her cell phone, totals your car, fractures your left arm and shoulder and her insurance company refuses to take your phone calls .......................................................................................
Who you gonna call??
Every hunting season, I get calls from all over from folks (doctors, bankers, you name it) who were "gifted" with a citation for driving 85 (or so) in a 60 or 70 mph zone in Calcasieu, Cameron, Jeff Davis or surrounding parishes -- they all want some "help" rather than a $300+ fine and a moving violation on their record -- and I graciously find a way to help (and have never sent one of them a bill) -- and I review oil & gas leases for local farmers pro bono just to help them out ... so, we're not all bad.
jlrhiner
US Veteran
Remember, 97% of all lawyers give the other 3% a bad name!
Seriously, we love you.
Seriously, we love you.
straightshooter1
US Veteran
Actually, COL Jagdog has a point.
Lawyers do a lot of stuff for free. In Florida we actually have to report, to the Florida Bar, the amount of hours we worked for folks who could not afford to hire a lawyer.
But, in one of the scenarios, the COL said your beloved has moved out, living with her personal trainer, has taken your guns and cleaned out the bank accounts. Who you gonna call?
In that situation, I hope you'll call the COL.
And, I sincerely hope your beloved will call ME.
If she does, I can assure you that the tramp won't have your money and guns for long.
BUT, I WILL!
Happy to help.
Bob
Lawyers do a lot of stuff for free. In Florida we actually have to report, to the Florida Bar, the amount of hours we worked for folks who could not afford to hire a lawyer.
But, in one of the scenarios, the COL said your beloved has moved out, living with her personal trainer, has taken your guns and cleaned out the bank accounts. Who you gonna call?
In that situation, I hope you'll call the COL.
And, I sincerely hope your beloved will call ME.
If she does, I can assure you that the tramp won't have your money and guns for long.
BUT, I WILL!
Happy to help.
Bob
gaucho1
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