What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

[Cal44]

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Answer:


A hippo is a large heavy animal.


A zippo is a little lighter.

 

[ContinentalOp]

I don't know whether to

or

 

[75Vette]

 

[Eric300]

 

[gregintenn]

Clever indeed!

 

[GypsmJim]

My friend works for Zippo in PA. They are an awesome company and treat their employees well above average.

I once dated a hippo and she was no fun at all....

 

[ContinentalOp]

I once dated a hippo and she was no fun at all....

Yeah, I've heard ballerinas can be real divas...

 

[Rudi]

OOHHH!!!!!!! Rim Shot!!

 

[MP-5]

Wow that was funny!

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Go to your room

 

[Golddollar]

Wasn't Zippo one of the Marx Brothers?

 

[ZGrand]

Wasn't Zippo one of the Marx Brothers?

Yes - brother to Karl.

 

[ContinentalOp]

Wasn't Zippo one of the Marx Brothers?

Yes - brother to Karl.

And don't forget the third brother, Scorch. He and Zippo were very close. Unfortunately, they had a falling out and some bridges were burned.

 

[Protocall_Design]

I always thought it was Zeppo...

 

[ContinentalOp]

I always thought it was Zeppo...

 

[Inusuit]

Sort of like the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.

Depends on whether they will see you later or afterwhile.

 

[Hair Trigger]

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Answer:


A hippo is a large heavy animal.


A zippo is a little lighter.

The difference is, I can't get a hippo in my pocket or hold one in my hand.

 

[Donn]

You borrowed my favorite groaner.

 

[ContinentalOp]

You borrowed my favorite groaner.

Don't get all fired up, now...

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

And don't forget the third brother, Scorch. He and Zippo were very close. Unfortunately, they had a falling out and some bridges were burned.

Let us not forget the 4th brother Skid