World's Shortest Books - READ Post # 57

[Doc Nonverbal]

World's Shortest Books:

I'll start:

"Everything I know about the AR-15"
- by Piers Morgan



"Make up tips"
- by Nancy Pelosi

EDIT: My apologies to the forum for starting this thread off on the wrong note by posting political humor. The moderators have a hard enough time dealing with rule violations and I certainly do not wish to add to their burden. Many thanks to Lee for pointing out the error of my ways in a polite and professional manner.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress.


David

 

[4Js]

"Eric Clapner and other Rock Stars" By Joycelyn Elders

"The Definition of 'is'" By Bill Clinton

"Clean and Sober!!" By Keith Richards

 

[dnonac]

"How Ethics Helped Me Succeed", by Lance Armstrong

 

[4Js]

"Bridges and Other Traffic Obstacles" By Ted Kennedy

"We Can Still Be Friends, A Guide to an Amiable Divorce" By O J Simpson

 

[mc5aw]

"The .22 Long Rifle CTG for Bear Hunting" by Jeremiah Johnson.

 

[A10]

"Fashion Sense" By Hillary Clinton

"Great Diet Tips" by Rosie O'Donnell

 

[Lee Barner]

The Care and Feeding of Second Lieutants-author unknown

only one page: Is the responsibility of Senior NCOs.

 

[LVSteve]

Religious Tolerance by Ayatollah Khomeini

Great Yugos of our time by any motoring writer

My Life as a local Snowplow Salesman by I C Sand of Dubai.

 

[TStick]

"Why Seven Rounds in a Magazine is Reasonable" by Andrew Cuomo

 

[4Js]

"My Softer Side" by Gen. George S. Patton

"The Kill it and Grill it Cookbook" By Bob Barker

 

[Coldshooter]

French Military Victories of the 20th Century

 

[ThirtyAcres]

'Expert's Guide to Icebergs'

by Captain Edward Smith, R.M.S Titanic

_____________________________

'How to Parallel Park'

Co-Authored by My Wife and My Daughter

 

[labworm]

How To Hide by Salman Rushdie

Drunk Driving by Joseph Hazelwood

Gun Safety by Dick Cheney

 

[captorquewrench]

"Non Recreational Uses for Marijuana" Snoop Dogg

 

[feralmerril]

How to spell by feralmerril.

 

[medxam]

"Italian War Heroes"

"French War Heroes"

medxam

 

[Fishslayer]

"Great Irish Chefs"

"Great British Boxers"

"White Man's Guide to the 100 Meter Dash"

"The Sober Scotsman"

"The Freethrow Line" by Shaquille O'Neil

"The Oscar and Me" by Arnold Schwartzeneger (with forward by Jean Claude Van Damme)

 

[chud333]

How to win friends and Influence people by Barbara Boxer
My date with a dream girl by Manti Teo
Best way to derail the Crimson Tide by Les Miles
My sure fire method of Getting inducted into the Baseball Hall
of Fame by Mark McQwire


Chuck

 

[Onomea]

Happy Days with My Grandchildren, by Osama bin Laden.

 

[CajunBass]

I actually purchased the "worlds shortest book" as a gift for my pastor years ago.

"Exceptions to the Ten Commandments." Author unknown.

Every page was blank.

It hung on the bulletin board outside his office for years.