You can't make things like this up

[Airpark]

My wife went shopping at a nice department store in the mall. She was looking for some tops and pants.

She and the sales clerk, whom she knows well, found some nice clothes and proceeded to the women's dressing rooms.

The rooms, all closed and appearing in use, the sales clerk knocked on one of the doors and asked, "Is anyone in here."

A VERY masculine voice responded...."Yes, I am."

The clerk said, "Oh, you are there with your wife?"

The masculine voice responded, "NO, my wife and I are the same size and I am just in here trying these on to see if they fit."

My wife and the clerk did not stay for the encore presentation, the viewing or the fitting....they very quietly left.

Now, wouldn't that knock your hat in the creek!!

 

[jlrhiner]

Oh I would have stayed just to see.

 

[Thuer]

I have stayed aswell. Always in for a good laugh.

 

[Peter J.]

A camera-phone would have come in handy.

 

[MrAmbassador]

Lucky guy, can get into his wife's pants anytime he wants.

 

[David LaPell]

No worse than the time I was in the men's room and two grown men went into the same stall. Or the time when I was waiting outside the bathrooms waiting for my wife when a guy started to walk into the ladies room until I spoke up. I recognized him and he is a level 3 sex offender with lots of trips to jail for odd stuff. Personally I think I should have let him in there, no cameras and I know my wife probably would have either tried to flush him or stick his head into the little exhaust port for the hand dryer.
It can't be any worse than going into one of those changing rooms and yelling out "Hey there's no toilet paper in here!"

 

[Faulkner]

Isn't it great that we live in a society where we are more tolerant of deviant activity these days.

 

[charlie sherrill]

Cross dressers have to get their clothes from somewhere.

 

[jdlii]

I wonder if they prefer cross draw holsters?

 

[WrongWay]

Years ago, I took my daughter shopping for clothes. While she was in the fitting room, a strange female couple arrived. It was very apparent which one played which role. Anyway the very petit blond went in to try on some dresses. She came out shortly looking beautiful in some yellow summer sun dress or whatever it was. Her partner didn't like it. I told the little blonde she looked great in it. Her partner who was almost as big as I am, just glared at me. I believe they bought the dress.

The world isn't getting any better.

 

[feralmerril]

Years ago I was in a casino and had to go----right now! I quick stepped to the rest room. Stepped out of the stall and what looked like could be a beautiful lady had her back to me kind of primping herself in the mirror.
Anyway she was built fine from the back with tight slacks and long brown hair. I was sure I must have stepped in the womans restroom in my hurry. I was busted so I started to appolgise. She turned around, had a nice mustach. I started to laugh and couldnt quit. She/he looked like he both wanted to cut my throat and had a hurt look.
Later I seen him playing the drums in the lounge.

 

[DoubleAdobe]

Holy Mackerel, feralmerril
I hope you weren't scarred for life. That is never pretty.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Isn't it great that we live in a society where we are more tolerant of deviant activity these days.

Obviously you have never worn womans underwear. It doesn't make you a bad person

 

[feralmerril]

Gad! Was that you? Awhile back I led a quad ride for our club. There is a single female (?) member built like a samoy wrestler. I have a old rough friend about 80 years old who also came along for his first ride with the club. I had called a break on the trail. He came up and told me later that-person- headed for cover for a relief break. He went along behind the guy to do his thing too. He got a surprise! He started to take a whizz, and she set down in a different manner! He came over and told me about it and I cracked up!

 

[Stevens]

Years ago a good customer of ours from the Sudan, was over on a buying trip. One afternoon he asked to go shopping for some thing his wife wanted. We went to one of the local dept. stores where he saw a nightgown he liked he took it off the rack pulled it over his head and down into place. Then he walked over to a mirror to check out the fit. This guy was about 6' and weighed at least 250 lbs, and he was wearing a full business suit. I had to wonder what size his wife must have been! He walked back pulled it off and bought it, a bunch of shoppers, and I, were slackjawed watching the show.
Steve W

 

[OFT II]

Obviously you have never worn womans underwear. It doesn't make you a bad person

Is that the voice of experience?????

 

[feralmerril]

When I was a kid my dad was casting off the bridge. A woman walked up behind him and dad caught her with the plug right in the butt! He had to pull it out! As I got older I wondered if it was a accident as he was a pro at fishing! Speaking of that, dad had a scar on his right eye lid. He told me he was watching a brother cast when he was a kid. He said uncle john led him home with him howling like a comanchee. Grandpa had to cut the hook and shove it through. I once hooked a cousin like that in his thumb and dad had to cut the hook and shove it on around the same way.

 

[BigBill]

I hardley ever watch the Jerry Springer trash show but when i over sleep i surf the channels looking for the time it is. These guys end up with men dressed as women and have no clue there a man. Didn't they see the adams apple or are they completely stupid?

 

[jlrhiner]

Obviously you have never worn womans underwear. It doesn't make you a bad person

Here we go.........

 

[Airpark]

Obviously you have never worn womans underwear. It doesn't make you a bad person

Cajun, Conway Twitty had a nice little ditty about "a lady in tight fittin' jeans"...but...i never heard one about a guy in women's underwear.

Seems to me they would fall into the tight fittin' category also!