WESSON NUT
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You guys really helped me a lot on my 357 Mag. I am no gun expert and wont be able to help much on this site. Give me a Out board motor or a muscle car and I am good to go. So I thought you guys could use a good laugh. Its my way of saying thanks! You guys are all right !
TheMan and the Ostrich
Aman walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitressasks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to theostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "Ahamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have thesame."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks thewaitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and asalad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it onthe table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir.How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket everytime?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning theattic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered metwo wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put myhand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would askfor a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you wantfor as long
as you live!"
That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact moneyis always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chickwith a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
TheMan and the Ostrich
Aman walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitressasks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to theostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "Ahamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have thesame."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks thewaitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and asalad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it onthe table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir.How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket everytime?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning theattic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered metwo wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put myhand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would askfor a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you wantfor as long
as you live!"
That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact moneyis always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chickwith a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
...Ben
