Woman knocked out as she tumbles to victory in cheese-rolling race

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The cheese-rolling race in Gloucester, UK is, I think uniquely English. I recall reading several years ago that "ealth n' safety" lunatics tried to have it banned as it was "too dangerous." The same fanatics went after another long-established English tradition, conkers, despite reports of injuries being rare.

Story (and short video of the event) here.
"...My body is pretty bruised and achy, but other than that I’m good,” Irving said. “I’m very lucky that I didn’t hurt my head too badly.”

And the reward for going through her ordeal? “The prize was the seven-pound cheese and a scarf – and bragging rights,” Irving said..."

I'd risk a few bruises for a wheel of double Gloucester cheese! Mmmmmm!!!

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Looks like a football match run amok :D Or a re-enactment of the Battle of Hastings.

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Do they all use the same cheese, or can you roll your favorite. I bet everyone stays clear of the guy rolling Limberger.
 
From the Guardian ("Grauniad"):

...Several races were held over the day and Matt Crolla, 28, from Manchester, won the first. Asked how he prepared, he acknowledged:
“I don’t think you can train for it, can you? It’s just being an idiot.”

Crolla added: “I’m glad I’m pretty conscious and I’ve not got many serious injuries.”​

Clearly a bloke who played rugby at school!​
 
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Living on the edge! ...
For the women's competition next year they could play Wagner's "Song of the Rind Maidens" (GROAN)

As to the cheese selection, I think it's all Gloucester. Regional pride and all that, you know. Besides, with all the varieties of cheeses and their different consistencies, they'd probably have to have separate competitions based on their Shore rating (like rubber.)
 
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