What's Your Favorite Quote....

[jeepjeepwhat]

from the "Cops".

I was watching the show this evening and they had pulled over a lady for a traffic violation and found a crack pipe in her car. She proceeded to say :

"THATS NOT MY CRACK PIPE! THATS NOT MY CRACK PIPE! THATS NOT MY CRACK PIPE! I DON'T SMOKE CRACK! ......... I haven't even snorted anything since breakfast."

Whats your favorite quote from "Cops" or from your own peronal experiences?

 

[Wyatt Burp]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." Tom Waits

 

[keith44spl]

I'm workin' for the man!

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As some of you may remember my personal favorite,


He said,"I ain't comin' out!"...from the W.E. Green stand-off.

My reply,"Son, you might want to re-think that position!"



or

"Son, if'n the damn ol' thing was dangerous, I wouldn't be packin' it!"

"Cause they don't make a .46!"



Su Amigo,
Dave

 

[Bullseye 2620]

"Your job is to do whatever needs to be done, to do it right, and to do it now. No one has promised you tomorrow."


Bullseye

 

[duckloads]

"Watch out little lady, hell's coming for breakfast." Chief Dan George

 

[sjmjax]

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

— Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

 

[jeepjeepwhat]

When I started the thread I meant the tv show cops, but I kinda like where this thread is going.

 

[Wheelgunner840]

Greatest movie line ever.

"Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy."

From The Outlaw Josey Wales.



WG840

 

[4864]

TR and Cooper say it well.

"Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready."
-Theodore Roosevelt
May 13, 1903

"No man is worth his salt who is not ready at all times to risk his body, to risk his well-being, to risk his life in a great cause."
– Theodore Roosevelt -

"The purpose of the pistol is to stop a fight that someone else has started, almost always at very close range."
-Col. Jeff Copper

"Pistols do not win wars, but they save the lives of men who do."
-Col. Jeff Cooper

My favorite is this one by TR:

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at best, knows in the end the triumph of high achivements; who strives valiantly, who errs and comes shorts again and again: and who, at worst, if he fails, at leats fails while daring greatly."
-Theodore Roosevelt

 

[Zebulon]

"That which a man spits against heaven, shall fall back on his own face." Thomas Adams

 

[LennyLames]

Here's my favorite, from the movie "Sudden Impact."

Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's we sucka?


Harry Callahan: [slowly drawing his .44 Magnum] That's Smith and Wesson... and me.

 

[Strato]

"There's only two men I trust. One's me and the other is not you." Nicolas Cage in Con Air

 

[Mule88]

Mine is on my Tombstone....."I Knew This Would Happen"

 

[scoutsdad]

Badges, badges, we don't need no stinkin badges.

 

[madmikeb]

"He's a legend in his own mind." Harry Callahan, I don't remember which movie!

 

[tacreload]

Unforgiven
"A man's gotta know his limitations"

 

[Krull]

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."

Philip K. Dick

"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."

Philip K. Dick

"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."

Philip K. Dick

"Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane."

H. P. Lovecraft

"Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity."

H.P. Lovecraft



In a letter to James F. Morton, November 1925

"Hellboy: You're in love. Have a beer.
Abe Sapien: Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Well, now it's an amusement park.
Abe Sapien: No, no, no. The glandular balance of...
Hellboy: Just shut up and drink it, would you?"

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Some of my favorites off the top of my head.

 

[Arizona Commander]

Words to live by,

"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

John Wayne in the Shootist

 

[681ismyfavorite]

What's Your Favorite Quote....

no family making less than $250,000.00 will see any new taxes.

 

[Walker45]

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. Or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

-Ronald Reagan