Airborne Rodents

[max]

Last week at one of the local chain steak places a customer had a mouse drop out of the ceiling, land on her plate and then hop off the table and scamper away. I didn't know mice were jump qualified.

 

[butchd]

I hear a lawsuit's coming. Were she like some folks with whom I've worked there would have been a riot.

 

[ralph7]

a j frame w/rat shot would have solved that little problem.

 

[mwtdvm]

Mouse may have trained here....

YouTube - ‪squirrel Launcher!!!‬‏

 

[DeadAye]

I hear a lawsuit's coming. Were she like some folks with whom I've worked there would have been a riot.

Takes a really desperate lawyer to sue a mouse.

Besides how do you ID that particular mouse?

Even if you win - try collecting your judgement...

Lawyers

 

[VM]

Besides how do you ID that particular mouse?

Easy - he's the one with A-1 sauce on his feet!

 

[jkc]

Shhh --- quiet, or they'll start charging extra for the entertainment ...

 

[The Last Standing Knight]

...and here come the health inspectors!
I've seen this before...it's funny when a large rat runs across the crowded food court of a shopping mall and one of the security guards yells out "Someone stop lunch, it's getting away!" Or a small mouse peeks down at the health inspector from an overhead light fixture in a deli!

 

[Retired LTC USAR]

...and here come the health inspectors!
I've seen this before...it's funny when a large rat runs across the crowded food court of a shopping mall and one of the security guards yells out "Someone stop lunch, it's getting away!" Or a small mouse peeks down at the health inspector from an overhead light fixture in a deli!

Funny you should mention the "health inspector" because that is what I do. I have yet to see or run into a mouse when I have been inspecting resturants, but our SOP is to immediately close the establishment if we do see one. Maybe I need to "look up" more????

 

[anothermiller]

Years ago, was up at a salad bar at a brown derby and the lettuce moved.There was a mouse buried in it.It hopped out and ran across the floor,disappeared under a booth. Told the manager and when he came back out, he had a large cleaver type knife and a flashlight.They offered us "complimentary" drinks.We paid our bill and never went back.Seeing that huge knife was the icing on the cake.

Too bad too because it had a nice atmosphere.

 

[cussedemgun]

The news from our liberal media;

A tragidy for one of God's little creatures was avoided today by a stroke of fate.

A quick thinking diner strategicly placed his mashed potatoes & gravy so as to break "Mickey's" fall. It is reported he is badly shaken, having nightmares about high places, but otherwise escaped any major physical injuries from the fall.

It is rumored that a loose or poorly installed ceiling tile was the cause of unsafe footing.

Mickey's lawyer refused to comment other than saying "we have requested a full investigation by O.S.H.A."

 

[luangtom]

Last week at one of the local chain steak places a customer had a mouse drop out of the ceiling, land on her plate and then hop off the table and scamper away. I didn't know mice were jump qualified.

Wonder if he transferred in from Fort Benning?

 

[Maximumbob54]

Great. Now it rains cats, dogs, and mice too…