Four Things I have Learned

[Coldshooter]

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

 

[guy22]

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

If you are tired of a friend or family member, lend them some money. You won't see them again.
Guy22

 

[Fishslayer]

Money cannot buy happiness, but you can be unhappy on a really large boat.

 

[CO_Kid]

If you are in a conflict, try walking a mile in the other man's shoes.

That way, if you're still in conflict, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

 

[MrAmbassador]

Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 

[RightArm]

I'm always wrong, even when I know for sure I am right. Turns out my knowing is only my opinion which, of course, is wrong.

 

[old bear]

Always be quick to forgive but slow to forget.

 

[gregintenn]

Don't squat with your spurs on.
Always drink upstream from the herd.

 

[storeyteller]

When one door closes another door opens....but it's #*ll in the hallway!

 

[MrAmbassador]

If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

 

[longhair]

By far, the most important thing I have ever learned,"Beer has food value, but food has no beer value".

 

[Kanewpadle]

#9, Speak Softly and Carry A Big Stick.

 

[gregintenn]

If it has breasts or a motor, sooner or later it'll give you trouble.

 

[kamloops67]

harm no one; contribute to your community...after that do whatever lol some rules are meant to be bent.
-kinda my life rule.

 

[Stu1205]

If all of your problems could be solved by money,
you really don't have any problems.

 

[Kelly Green]

I guess I only learned one thing and it was from John Wayne who said, "Life is hard; it's even harder if you're stupid."

 

[pilgrim6a]

"Beware of strong drink.
It can make you shoot at tax collectors,
and miss."
RAH

 

[tops]

If money can't buy happiness you are shopping at the wrong store. Larry

 

[DeadAye]

If it's too good to be true - It is...
The cheap often turns out to be expensive.
Aim small - Miss small.
NEVER eat from a food cart in a foreign country!

 

[Lori Ann]

This just made my day! Thanks for the levity.