What If John Wayne Ran Into John Wayne?

[Wyatt Burp]

Remember that "Red River" scene where John Wayne's Tom Dunson rides into the wagon train camp after they were attacked by Indians? This was around post civil war Texas. Well, at the same time in the same general area John Wayne's character from The Searchers, Ethan Edwards, was out looking for his niece. What if he rode into that same camp and came across himself from Red River sitting there? Would that be possible? Or do I just think too much? I think I'll go have some coffee...

 

[semperfi71]

Tom Dunson; "I'm looking for my stolen cattle seen any?"

Ethan Edwards; "No. I'm looking for my niece (perhaps daughter) captured by the Comanch, seen any?"

Tom Dunson; "Nope."

 

[Wyatt Burp]

Tom Dunson; "I'm looking for my stolen cattle seen any?"

Ethan Edwards; "No. I'm looking for my niece (perhaps daughter) captured by the Comanch, seen any?"

Tom Dunson; "Nope."

What if they shook hands. Would that be like an electron colliding with a proton and they would possibly explode, ending both movies abruptly?

 

[feralmerril]

There was a double to john wayne that was a greeter at the silverton casino in vegas about the late 80s, early 90s. He looked more like john wayne than john wayne. I heard he even had legaly changed his name to john wayne. He really worked at it.

 

[semperfi71]

If they shook hands there would be a cataclysmic, blinding electronic explosion and after the dust and smoke settled..........Genghis Khan would have stepped out!!!

The Duke's worst movie.

 

[Wyatt Burp]

If they shook hands there would be a cataclysmic, blinding electronic explosion and after the dust and smoke settled..........Genghis Khan would have stepped out!!!

The Duke's worst movie.

But the radiation residue would eventually get Genghis Khan, too. Remember the urban myth (or was it) about some actors from that film all getting cancer and it was filmed near a nuclear test site?
In one of my "worst movies of all time" books they quote JW as Khan talking to Susan Hayward when she was mad and he says, "Say, You're (that long JW pause)mighty beautiful in your wrath!"

 

[mc5aw]

JW1: "Yer in my way, Pilgrim."

JW2: "That I am, Pilgrim. What are you going to do about it?"

JW1: "Well since I'm feeling neighborly, I must just take you out back and learn ya a thing or two about cowboyin'."

JW2: "That you could, Pilgrim. But it might be a long session'a'learnin' ..."

JW1: "Ya got a point there, Pilgrim. No need to get both of our tail feathers ruffled."

JW2: "Whadya say we head these nags into town, and share a whiskey?"

JW1: "Pilgrim, I believe you're onto something there. I hear that little runt Shane is at the saloon raising heck."

JW2: "Shane? Raising heck? Who does he think he is, Pilgrim? John Wayne?"

 

[shouldazagged]

The original question is seriously twisted, and I hope to hell you got that coffee!

Kind of like the Genghis Khan theory, though I think it would probably be Rooster Cogburn.

 

[vigil617]

If John Wayne ran into John Wayne, they'd be entwayned.

 

[calmex]

If John Wayne ran into John Wayne, they'd be entwayned.

That's not like being johned at the hip, is it?

 

[sophie]

Well one would be black and white and the other in color I guess.

I think you got too much time on your hands. Go mow the grass.

 

[Dmaxboy08]

what if chuck Norris ran into chuck Norris which pushed john wayne into john wayne............wouldn't have to worry about ammo sales anymore......

 

[shouldazagged]

That's not like being johned at the hip, is it?

That, and the one you replied to, are completely inexcusable. I hereby sentence you to thirty-five consecutive screenings of "Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants". Or any movie with Rob Schneider.

 

[vigil617]

That, and the one you replied to, are completely inexcusable. I hereby sentence you to thirty-five consecutive screenings of "Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants". Or any movie with Rob Schneider.

Right back atcha, only with "Pride and Prejudice" and anything with Adam Sandler.

 

[vigil617]

I imagine the only resolution to that meeting of John Wayne and John Wayne would be for the both of them to duke it out.

 

[shouldazagged]

This thread was strange to begin with, but now it's gone straight to hell. My dad was a terrible punster, but I'll bet he's twirling now.

 

[vigil617]

This thread was strange to begin with, but now it's gone straight to hell. My dad was a terrible punster, but I'll bet he's twirling now.

I'm cursed with this ability to drive things straight to hell that are working otherwise just fine. My apologies to the OP for any derailing of a beautifully wacky thread I've thoroughly enjoyed .... especially the one with "Pilgim" in it so many times.

And to shouldazagged, disguising himself as a grumpy old man, I have read enough of your posts to know there is a wicked sense of humor there that I just bet has gotten tickled a few times on this one!

It really started going to hell when Chuck Norris showed up....

 

[calmex]

That, and the one you replied to, are completely inexcusable. I hereby sentence you to thirty-five consecutive screenings of "Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants". Or any movie with Rob Schneider.

You know I try to do what you say, and I was going to watch "Sisterhood" but by accident I grabbed a copy of the latest Arnold film "The Last Stand". Boy, was it ever good. I'll watch Sisterhood as soon as I get around to it, though. I swear.

 

[USAF385]

Two John Waynes?

The movie would be twice as boring.

 

[Straightshooter2]

Two John Waynes?

The movie would be twice as boring.

You do realize that, throughout history, people have been burned at the stake for such heresy.

CW