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So i am watching this new show, FBI, for the first time last nite. A theme runs thru this and other cop shows. Now I know this is Hollywood, bu I gotta ask. Do most of the agents and officers look like models? This woman last night with the long hair flying and the deep V neck top, I saying, no way she's chasing bad guys dressed like that.

Now I know a very pretty young woman who is a cop in Asheville, but most of the lady cops I see look more like Cagney and Lacey...

So, do you guys work with all these beautiful peeps, both male and female?

Ok, just in fun.


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No...they don't. They generally look like average people though maybe in better shape and dress better. Many FBI agents looks like a stereotypical accountant...but being an accountant used to be one of the fields they looked for.

Like doctors...50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class. The same goes for LEOs.
 
Every time we hired a new female PO (or dispatcher for that matter), I'd tell the fellas; "Take a good look at that butt boys because that's the smallest you're ever going to see it again". We had one gal that was so hairy Big Foot took pictures of her!
 
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Okay, guys. Let's not be misogynistic here. There are a few male cops out there, too, who wouldn't pass for models on the cover of GQ magazine.:D

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I remember the motorcycle cop that used to prowl up and down in Tonopah. We nicknamed him "Bubba", because he fit the stereotype for the overweight cop on a bike. His butt was pouring off both side of the saddle of his HD. He no doubt had a think ticket book he was looking to thin. The main drag heading North on US 95 is largely downhill from the summit where the 25 mph limit starts, so it was easy to pick off travelers who didn't ride the brakes all the way down the hill. Fish in a barrel.
 
In the basement of the municipal courthouse on Kiowa Street in Colorado Springs is a very well equipped gym for the cops. Almost every female cop that I encountered in Colorado Springs looked like she used it.

I used to have a field supervisor that would go down there and work out when he wasn't doing anything else.

I used to have to go check it whenever I checked the municipal courthouse in case somebody dropped a barbell on themselves or passed out down there. I almost always found somebody in there working out even in the middle of the night.
 
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My F-I-L passed through the Columbus PD academy in 1958. He was at that time an E-7 in the Army Reserve too. When dressed accordingly people often mistook him for John Wayne. The female cops in the family all did multiple tours as MP's before being Columbus Cops. On my best day they could have crumpled my like a paper wad, anytime they wanted.

One retired cop buddy was a Green Beret (late 50's early 60's), several years before being a cop. He looked like one of Snow White's dwarves!

My buddies that retired from the FBI, were all schoolteachers before and that's what they looked like. One told me hunting draft dodgers in the mountains of W.Va. in the mid-60's carrying a Remington 700 BDL in 30-06 and running from tree to tree, in a 3 piece suite!

None of my friends ever wore Tactical gear unless there was an actual riot! White Shirt & Tie with uniform or business suite, until the 90's when button up shirt and pants became the uniform of the day.

The first female Police Lieutenant in the US was Gennie Bray here in Columbus, Blond and Blue about 5'4". She was a friend of the family and my wife remembers camping with them. Gennie was on Columbus' National Championship Pistol team, sure she was cute as a button, but also an NRA Distinguished Marksman! Her 1960's uniform was always a skirt. And yes, she chased down bad guys and wrestled them to the ground in a skirt and low heals!

Like regular humans, some cops are good looking and some aren't!

Ivan
 
In about 1984 I was single and lived at an apartment complex in Northwest OKC and had a friend I talked to at the pool and she was about 5-9, beautiful and worked for the Okla Bureau of Narcotics. An OKC PD officer worked security part time at the complex and was nearly drooling as she was sun bathing at the pool but told me she was very highly thought of as a Narc officer. I once saw her ride up on the back of a black Harley dressed pretty trashy with very short shorts and with some big, long haired, rough looking biker. I later asked if that was somebody she was going to bust and she said no that was just another cop. I enjoyed talking about law enforcement with her she told me she loved to become friends with a drug person/dealer then aim her gun at them and yell at them they were under arrest! She drove a state owned, white Thunderbird and had an 870 and Mini-14 and also carried a 4" 66 and a J-frame but said she preferred the 870 to all the other guns.
 
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My friend in the police dept where I worked as a FF. Darlin' Donna; We called her that because she'd show and say Hey Darlin'...what do you need? she wasn't beautiful or anything but she could shoot and she could fight and took control of a situation in record time... I had to call the cops for a person of some concern...really fired up talking about the 50 pounds of C-4 he had on a 737... kept him talking to the PMs while called in a bomb threat. Darlin and another lady cop showed up... she asked what I needed told her what was up. DD and the other gal went over started to talk to the person who was a bit fired up by now. Those two gals got that guy down cuffed hand to foot and stripped down to his skivvies(lookingfor a detonator) in a very short time. It was a classic takedown. In the mean time I had a passenger who was fired up about getting a boarding pass(for the aircraft in question). we were evacuating the whole area at the time. Told him to leave. Can't say you have a bomb threat you know? Asked if he had seen the cops take the guy down...he said yeah so what. I said if he didn't leave he was next. Turned and said Hey Donna. She said yeah Carl. That guy was GONE like now. We got the people out of that concourse and I helped 'em drag the threat till the rest of the cops got there. Being in charge of the threat at the time...I made sure Both those gals got commendations. So did the medics and firefighters who cleared the people out of the concourse. One of the medics was a gal too. She was good at her job too.
 
As a supervisor in the fire service, I was very thankful that most of our female firefighters looked like they were recruited from the Bulgarian women's Olympic wrestling team...
 
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