The irate judge read the following to our 250 person jury pool waiting to be assigned to a docket...
Who can be excused from jury duty?
You are entitled to be exempted from jury duty if you:
- Are 70 years of age or older and you have submitted a signed request asking to be permanently exempt (located on the reverse side of your summons)
- Have a permanent physical/mental medical disability and you have submitted a signed medical excuse from your physician to jury services (located on the reverse side of your summons)
- Are a full-time student
In other words...I don't want to hear any other excuses!
I'm a retired Peace Officer and the dude beside me is a city PD Officer currently working. We both know that we were going to be cut. We look at each other and shrugged our shoulders. We don't dare raise our hands after hearing the judge's tirade.
Two days later, being assigned to an aggravated assault case, the judge interviews each of us perspective jurors.
"Stand and tell me about yourself and if you are related to anyone associated with anyone in this room."
At his turn, the city PD Officer rose and said "I'm Police and..."
"What?" yells the judge. Then he proceeds to chew-out the DA. Big time.
"Anyone else in law enforcement?" shouts the judge.
I stand and explain that I'm a 30 year, now retired from service, still certified peace officer. Also, that I put a note on the summons before responding.
The judge then again chastises the DA.
"Sir, you may depart and the court recognizes an apology is due you."
I made haste and flew the coop.
I heard that jury only debated 20 minutes and returned a guilty verdict.
The ex-convict offender had unloaded his Glock 17 at his girlfriend's Honda Accord as she sped away. Her infant was in the carseat in the back seat. They both miraculously were missed.
Lord knows, I've spent too many days in a court room. I'm glad to be through with all that.
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