Strange tag on item

[lihpster]

I bought a golf umbrella from Amazon. It came with this tag on it. I had no idea I was getting the Michael Jackson model.

 

[Retired W4]

Constant supervision must be exercised in the translation department over in China.

 

[Rudi]

For to being not used in storm lightning.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Sounds like more Chinese junk, not the boat.

 

[jeffrefrig]

Then there's this:

 

[Retired W4]

Then there's this:

For those who do not wish to remove child before washing, please use the gentile setting and dry on low.

 

[Rodan]

Looks like normal Chinglish to me...

 

[dockmurgw]

Its a chicom factory that uses child labor, they add instructions for the factory supervisor to the tag.