Venezualan man briefly swallowed by humpback whale

Oh, I know him. His names Jonah.

It is now. You can bet he will be called that for the rest of his life.

But not by the whale. The whale calls him Chum.

The local authorities have charged the kayaker with harassing wildlife. They issued him a cetacean.

The kayaker has appealed the charge. He claims the event was merely a fluke.
 
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There was a saying, long ago, about the color of wet suits, for SCUBA divers.
Never wear Yum Yum Yellow.
Guess I need to get some paint.
 

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But not by the whale. The whale calls him Chum.

The local authorities have charged the kayaker with harassing wildlife. They issued him a cetacean.

The kayaker has appealed the charge. He claims the event was merely a fluke.

Very, very good!
 
Two possibilities
Prior to ingesting the kayaker, the whale says to his buddy,"Here, hold my beer."
or
This was a very sophisticated attempt by a Venezuelan illegal to gain entry into the US by using a whale as cover.
Kevin G


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...This was a very sophisticated attempt by a Venezuelan illegal to gain entry into the US by using a whale as cover.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Maybe he figured he could become an American cetacean if he kayaked there.

The whale's reaction was obviously a gag reflex when its PTOOEY!-tary gland was triggered.
 
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