Do You have a Super Power?
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According to my friends it's the power of being able to sleep anywhere anytime.
I can turn bacon into fertilizer
I can make alcohol and money disappear! Sometimes simultaneously!
I take up space.
Erich
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I actually do have a superpower. I can tell women's dress and shoe sizes at a glance. (Don't even ask how I got this - I just have it. I paid attention, I guess.)
It can be used for fun - and it can be used for malice.
It can be used for fun - and it can be used for malice.
I'm good with sharing Porky's superpower. Everything's better with bacon!
My superpower...My family, friends and co-workers used to
say I have a photographic memory.
Unfortunately, I've run outta film.
say I have a photographic memory.
Unfortunately, I've run outta film.
I'm psychedelic. 
Buy me a jar of jalapenos and a 12 pack of Busch Light and I will show you
Autonomous
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I pretty much suck at everything but have an idiot savant driving skill level superpower.
You asked so there it is...
You asked so there it is...
Yendor357
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If there is any kind of electric cord, string, rope, garden hose, chain, wire, I guarantee I’ll get tangled up in it, or I’ll get it caught on something. Every time.
SJshooter
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I actually do have a superpower.
No matter where I go, if I drive right to the front, there will be a parking spade waiting for me or someone just leaving at that exact same time. It doesn't matter how crowded it is, how late I am running, nothing. Seriously, I am batting lifetime 1.000 on this one. I've been married almost 25 years and literally every time we go to park my wife says "there's a spot" and I say "pffft, there will be one waiting for me up front." and there it will be: the first spot in the aisle, the spot nearest the elevator, the spot right in front of the restaurant. Every. Single. Time. And every single time she still can't believe it.
No matter where I go, if I drive right to the front, there will be a parking spade waiting for me or someone just leaving at that exact same time. It doesn't matter how crowded it is, how late I am running, nothing. Seriously, I am batting lifetime 1.000 on this one. I've been married almost 25 years and literally every time we go to park my wife says "there's a spot" and I say "pffft, there will be one waiting for me up front." and there it will be: the first spot in the aisle, the spot nearest the elevator, the spot right in front of the restaurant. Every. Single. Time. And every single time she still can't believe it.
My superpower is I can park anywhere in a parking lot not anywhere near a vehicle, and when I come back to my truck a car will be parked right next to me.
You're a master at "manifesting" yourself a spot.
Put me anywhere, middle of the Great Basin, absolutely anywhere with a posthole digger and I will find an underground utility line of some sort.
THE PILGRIM
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I have a Pornographic memory.
