Do You have a Super Power?

[Bro. Dave]

...I can talk nearly any living human into a coma explaining some trivial fact about some odd or unusual firearm. My sweet spouse will comment after the fact, "you do know that no one loves guns like you" but I refer her to all the enablers here.

Thank you, everyone!

 

[rwsmith]

I can...

I can make money disappear!

'poof'.... It's GONE!!!

 

[paplinker]

...I can talk nearly any living human into a coma explaining some trivial fact about some odd or unusual firearm. My sweet spouse will comment after the fact, "you do know that no one loves guns like you" but I refer her to all the enablers here.

Thank you, everyone!

I think my wife is getting bored of me explaining gun types during movies.

Also my habit of counting the shots during a revolver scene.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

I do recognize folks.
Willie Nelson - Vegas Lounge - spoke to the dude sitting behind us.
She say - who you talking to?
I say - Chill Wills.
Who?
Later, SASS event, different She.
Look - there’s Buck Taylor!
She say, who?
His Dad is Dub Taylor!

 

[Rustyt1953]

Mine is "social awkwardness".

 

[Old 44 Guy]

I can screw up a free lunch. Not by purpose it just happens

 

[Ed4032]

My superpower is flatulence. I can clear any room. I need one of those suits with Super Fart blazon across the front.

 

[s&wchad]

With the aid of my trusted sidekick Mighty Mouse, I can make spammer and scammers disappear into thin air.

 

[Breakaway500]

My superpower..so I've been told..is predicting when peoples cars will break down, after just servicing it.

They say I plant time bombs in them..

 

[collectordude]

My super power is making the 10mm socket disappear

 

[Step N. Mud]

My brain waves and thoughts are readable to my wife.

 

[SmithNut]

this guy does. Lee

Nope.............

Chicks dig me nonetheless......

 

[Imissedagain]

Only when I have a 460 Magnum in each hand.

 

[snubbyfan]

My wife Lisa was the one with the superpower.
With her Asperger brain, she was very good at organizing and remembering stuff.

 

[Peak53]

Yep. Still kicking after all these years. I fully expect to wake up tomorrow

 

[M29since14]

I actually do have a superpower. I can tell women's dress and shoe sizes at a glance…

If you mean when the woman is wearing them, THAT could be dangerous.

 

[TX-Dennis]

Mine is "social awkwardness".

I definitely share that superpower.

 

[rwsmith]

Me TOO!

My super power is making the 10mm socket disappear

Last night I had my small socket set working on the back side of our range. had a 5 and a 13/16". I had made the 3/8" DISAPPEAR. My abilities astound me.

Even more amazing was being able to hire installers that didn't even tighten the lugs on the terminal strip down finger tight. One got corroded and BLEW OFF like a firecracker and a shower of sparks when I had my SIL flip the breaker on. I didn't even get a chance to check it with the multimeter before I yelled to cut the breaker.

The error code said there wasn't anything wrong with the stove, but the wiring behind it. The electricians came today, and the guy to repair the window in our van, which we have to take to the shop tomorrow to find out why the transmission won't shift into high and get a rental car.

My super alter ego is "Jobman". I seem to be able to juggle a neverending stream.

 

[lihpster]

My super alter ego is "Jobman". I seem to be able to juggle a neverending stream.

And don't you love it when one leads to the next?
"I really should fix "A". But while I'm down there, I should put in "B". That would be easier with tool "1". If I got tool "1", then I could finally do "C". What do you mean it's Thanksgiving? I started this in March."

 

[oldbrownhat]

Procrastination, aka The Mañana Principle. Have been meaning to do something about it for years.