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CAJUNLAWYER

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That's right, its time for the Caje's annual Mardi Gras Bacchanal . :eek:
Will travel to New Orleans today, check into an unnamed French Quarter hotel, and proceed to terrorize the French Quarter for two nights. Thursday will include a round at the tables at the local casino. Friday will ride in Krewe D'Etat. Float # 20 sidewalk (passenger) side last man. Attractive ladies are encouraged to show their wares, unattractive ones are encouraged to be modest. If I see someone with a sign that reads CAJUNLAWYER I will shower the holder with all sorts of useless plastic beads and other assorted trinkets made in China pre tariff. One year our float mooned the mayor at Gallier Hall and we got a stern yelling at and put on double secret probation for a year. Our dancing troupe will lampoon P Diddy while handing out personal bottles of body lotion.
Should make for an interesting next two days.
Saturday I will sneak out of the city clothed in shame and regret, stop for a sumptuous brunch at the Boutte Waffle House and proceed through the swamps, cane fields Chilling out to channel 23 on Sirius ultimately winding up at the hacienda on da Bayou Teche.
Post Morten will be posted sometime later.
Prayers and bail money are urgently requested.
 
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Attractive ladies are encouraged to show their wares, unattractive ones are encouraged to be modest.

Reminds me of going to the bike campouts. "The good thing is, it's gonna be hot so some of the women will be wearing less clothes. The bad thing is, it's gonna be hot so some of the women will be wearing less clothes."
 
"Yes officer, that's the man, yes, him." Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
 
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