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From the COUNTRY!
When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town" said the boy.
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.
"No, he went with Mom and Dad" the boy answered.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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06-08-2012, 12:32 PM
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Now that made me laugh out loud!!! 
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06-08-2012, 01:12 PM
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That is funny.
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06-08-2012, 01:21 PM
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Kinda reminds of the story of the dirt poor farmer who's daughter was taken advantage of by the rich rancher neighbor's son.
The farmer went and complained the rancher. The rancher was apologetic and said that if she was pregnant that he would take care of the expenses and see that the child was properly cared for.
The old farmer said, "Could they try agin, if she ain't "settled?"
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06-08-2012, 01:54 PM
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Traveling salesman drives into a small town, gets out his sample case, and knocks on the door of a house. A seven-year-old boy answers the door wearing a robe, smoking a cigar in one hand, a glass of scotch on the rocks in the other.
"Little boy, are your mother or father at home?"
"What the **** do you think?"
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06-08-2012, 05:12 PM
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About country jokes, stop me if you heard this one;
Three salesmen pulled up to a farm... Oh, ok.
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06-08-2012, 05:37 PM
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LOL-that's a good one.Made my day.
Thank you,
Henry
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Travelling salesman stops at the farmhouse, knocks on the door and a small boy answers.
"Is your mother home?"
"No, she's working at the cathouse."
"You mean your mother is a prostitute??!"
"No, she's a substitute. She only works Tuesdays and Thursdays."
"Well, I'll be a S-O-B."
"I am too, but I don't go door to door advertising it."
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