Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck Norris is a "Wussy" !
I kicked his truck and when he objected I knocked him silly with my pink parasol.
THEN while he was down I kicked him my with pink high heels.

I have since left the state of Texas, changed my name, and have disguised myself as a helpless old man.
 
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jimmyj said:
Chuck Norris is a "Wussy" !
I kicked his truck and when he objected I knocked him silly with my pink parasol.
THEN while he was down I kicked him my with pink high heels.

I have since left the state of Texas, changed my name, and have disguised myself as a helpless old man.
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Heh heh--owch!

I met him once at a WM in Houston back in 2009--we both were there around *PM or so-went to the ammo counter and waited for a rep to get there. He shook my hand and it felt like it was in a car crusher and he was also nice to speak with. We waited about 10 minutes and wound up talking about some of his movies. He had asked what movie i liked him best in and said-hands down, Lone Wolf Mcquade. He grinned at that one.

Rep finally appeared and I told him to go first. I remember he bought boxes of 357 and 45. I only bought 9mil.
 
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