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Old 11-08-2014, 02:51 AM
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Ok, so I can't go to sleep...

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"If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing"

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Chuck Norris, you are a great American!


On a side note, where can I get a full size Chuck Norris poster?
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Awesome. Had no idea most of what you see about him is really true. Since Hollywood leans more toward the blown up side of things.
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I do know that Chuck Norris could kill Godzilla if he wanted to.
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John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Chuck Norris walk into a bar...................




Man that would be awesome.
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If he can truly keep his mouth shut when he disapproves of someone he IS a good man. Way to go Chuck/Carlos.
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He has actually done more things than most of the Hollywood crowd.
Most of them have a completely fabricated resume.
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Remember from Invasion USA? "I'll hit you with so many rights you'll beg for a left"
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Man that would be awesome.
Especially if they were to meet up with: Lee Marvin, James Cagney, Charles Bronson, Ernest Borgnine, Gary Cooper, Burt Lancaster, Charlton Heston, Humphrey Bogart, Audie Murphy Jack Palance and Robert Taylor.
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Forgot to mention, I actually met him at a WM in Houston some time in 09. We were bth headed to the ammo counter and got into a conversation while waiting for the guy to show up and sell us goodies. I do remember he bought some.357 and some kind off rifle cartridge. A perfect description for Carlos is that: Dynamite comes in small packages. I think im about 3-5 inches taller???
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When the boogie man goes to sleep at night he looks under the bed for
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Especially if they were to meet up with: Lee Marvin, James Cagney, Charles Bronson, Ernest Borgnine, Gary Cooper, Burt Lancaster, Charlton Heston, Humphrey Bogart, Audie Murphy Jack Palance and Robert Taylor.
You leaving out a certain Coach Ditka.
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Especially if they were to meet up with: Lee Marvin, James Cagney, Charles Bronson, Ernest Borgnine, Gary Cooper, Burt Lancaster, Charlton Heston, Humphrey Bogart, Audie Murphy Jack Palance and Robert Taylor.
That much awesomeness would destroy the planet !!
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Lets see how he stacks up with Roy Nitschke.
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That was my edited list too.
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He also appears at the NRA Conventions.
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Folks, Christmas(that's right, CHRISTmas)is just around the corner, so let's see it again(thanks, Chuck) :

But first for context, Van Damme:

Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) - YouTube

Then Chuck:

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A little known fact that, in the earlier films, Chuck Norris' stunt double was Pee Wee Herman.
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I love the first comment:

"Chuck Norris is not that good. I mean, if he really was as great as they say, he would teleport over here and smash my forehead against the keyboarufdkdvkvkidvikuddjuyjhoiiifvliugtiugtf"
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Sounds like: "The Expendables - The Early Years".
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.....walks out.
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Sir--that was called: The Dirty Dozen. Just saw that masterpiece last night on TCM too.
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