A DEA agent (Erik Estrada) and a band of outlaws battle bloodsucking creatures at the Alamo.

I can't believe someone made this ****. The "star" says a lot about it. They must have had the ringo kid in mind when they came up with the idea.

the syfy channels cheese movie of the week, never fails to deliver.

Sharknado and Snowmageddon

winners

Well, the draft script had them to battling Zombie Illegal Aliens. However an unnamed country south of the Rio Grand allegedly threatened to hack the DMV. And now you know the rest of the story.

I always wonder if these sort of movies started out as "adult features," but the "actors/actresses" were caught in a vice sting the night before? Since the crew and equipment are rented, the show must go on. And you see the results.

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I usually like the SyFy movies. But even I couldn't get through that one.

As a buddy of mine in the band used to say..."It's a gig."

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I enjoyed that one. Erik Estrada is a reasonably entertaining and interesting fellow. He is a gun nut and notable NRA member. I think at one point he ran for board of directors.

Since the usual inclination is to call for a boycott of an anti gun actors project, I suppose we all ought support this one...

Actually the sci-fi channel here in Louisiana had that same movie on today. Frank

Someone--probably a small group of guys--had to be really seriously impaired to come up with that. Almost as trashed as the geniuses who thought up the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, which is a really scary thought.

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Oh well, what the hell.

It was one of those movies that was so bad I couldn't turn the channel............

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Even older, even crankier....

But, but I like the "Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles", and I am not shell shocked either.

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Doesn't hasta call me Johnson

That was not based on a true story ?
Blessings

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Absolutely, I read about it in the Enquirer.

You cant call Erik Estradas new movie a ****-this means WAR.Heh heh heh....
I tried watching a few minutes of it having sen it by accident several months ago. They break into avintage weapons room and some are stilll oaded and could fire....... Gotta shake my head at this sorry waste of digital space.

Now the sifi channel is stuck showing carp for movies about killer gators.

Some of their earlier "'efforts" that were even worse are: Mansquito and SS Doomstrooper. Trooper started off in a good direction but quickly went north...

I think the producers spent a ttal of $1.31 cents on this effort though.

BTW,did they and the Alamo--survive the monsters????

Actually,the TMNT cartoons that were on back in the late 80s and early 90s--were well done and I watched them when I got home from work. However, I think all the movies made suck prune pits.

No one has ever seen the ending.

Although fairly rare in S. Texas, Chupacabra's are always a threat. Thankfully your average 9mm or 38 spec. is usually more than enough gun against one.

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Heh heh, and I suspect those monsters were ozzy osbourne look-a-likes too. Ill never forgive him for peeing on the Alamo.

My favorite Sifie movie so far is Piranhaconda..............

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Even older, even crankier....

Please .....that ain't bad. When it comes to bad story, bad acting, gaping holes in the story line....nothing ..and I mean nothing beats The Room

Okay, but the basic concept is, you must admit, desperately strange.

Reminds of the band--can't recall the name--whose lead singer was a 300 pound Elvis impersonator. They did reggae versions of Led Zeppelin songs. I did not make that up.

Somebody had to be fertilizer-faced and laughing his tail off when he came up with that idea.

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Oh well, what the hell.

Speaking of music and er--musicians. The worst name I ever heard were called somehting I cant say here and expect to remain unpunished. Their best song according to what I read? was called: I passed gas (actual name not used since I dontknow if it is dingable or not?

Saw the last three minutes of it the other day. A true stinker.

No "Plan Nine from Outer Space" or "Prince of Space" ...but still a stinker.

I swear ScyFy does a movie a week anymore. A few washed up actors run around and do the lines, then the FX guys fill in the creature du jour on the computer.

Few years back I ran into Eric Estrada waiting to go into the buffet at a casino in Vegas, SHOT Show week. We ended up chatting in line for 20 minutes and he impressed me as a decent guy. The kind of guy you could enjoy through a dinner, a range trip or on a fishing trip.

But he REALLY impressed me when he sincerely thanked me for my years as a cop. The sentiment seemed to be very genuine.


BTW..."Prince of Space" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrexEsjnaUE
The MST3K version...the original version is unwatchable without the MST3K humor.

FN in MT

Well, in its defense, it will make a good candidate movie for Science Fiction Theater 3000.

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NOTHING beats SiFi on a rainy, cold, clammy day stuck in the house.

And I really miss the Freakage Too-fat Ginza Beetles.

I thought that was Ginsu Beetles.

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Oh well, what the hell.

I think the worst sci fi movie I tried watching was called: Santa Claus conquers the universe--having NOT seen either: The Green Slime or Plan 9 From Outerspace.

Plan Nine is a super , Ed Wood Classic.

A real dandy...SO bad it's great.

Thats what I thought about: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. So bad it was actually good.