I do have to detour a little and relate a humorous incident while I was a prisoner escort:
I had to escort a young recruit through his outgoing processing at Ft Ord. He had been trying to get out of the military for 2 years or so. Now, Ft Ord is in Monterey and this guy, literally, was from Haight Ashbury. He had gone AWOL maybe a dozen times and was finally getting a DD (Dishonorable Discharge) after doing some minor stockade time as the result of some Article 15s and a General Court. He was being giving Terminal Leave and was no longer under military control as of midnight (that's like "Go home, wait w/o pay and we'll mail you a discharge").
Anyway, the MPs brought him over in cuffs right after breakfast and I was told to go check out a 45, holster and one loaded clip. We un-cuffed him and sat him in a chair while they instructed in what to do. I pointed out that (1) he wasn't going to "rabbit", cuz he had gotten what he wanted (a discharge and a ride home) and (2) if he did, I still likely wouldn't shoot him. They said "fine", just escort him through payroll, quartermaster, a final check-up, lunch and put him on the 2:00 bus to "Frisco".
Well, I took him around to check out, with the physical being last. I showed his bus ticket, so we were advanced to the front part of the line. Since I was dressed and armed, we were put towards the front of the line.
Right in front of us was an MP taking some prisoners through, who were heading for Ft Leavenworth, Kansas (Military Prison for hard timers). He was also processing through for his own discharge.
Now, a military physical is set up for efficiency. Everyone (but me and the MP sergeant) was buck-naked except for paper hospital slippers. I was wearing fatigues but the sergeant was a sight! He was naked EXCEPT for slippers, his pistol belt and 45, an armband saying MP and his cover. He was bald, hairy, fat, and chewing an unlit cigar! He looked at my pistol, asked me if I knew how to use it. I said I've been shooting 45s for almost 10 years (while choking back a laugh). He said" I tell you to shoot, sonny, you shoot!
We finished, I put pvt. MacPheirson (still remember his name) on the bus and went back to the company. Sure had some WEIRD dreams that night!