I mean - SNAKE!
I had just come in from having fun with the lawnmower, and left the door open for a second as I stared at the blinking message light on the phone.
When I looked back down, there was a small snake of about 18 feet, I mean inches long, inside my house!
I tried to shove it back outside with my shoe, but it slithered under the bookcase, headed for god knows where. The only rational thing to do was make a cup of coffee, then go snake hunting.
Fortunately it had stayed under the bookcase, so I was able to sweep it outside with the broom. Luckily for both of us I have my new eyeballs, so in the sunlight I was able to see it had round pupils - so, non-poisonous. Picked it up, took it away from the house. I think it was a rat snake.
Earlier, I had seen a relatively large Eastern Brown Fence lizard on the dead tree at the edge of the yard. Hopefully reptiles don't know the rule of three.
Remind me to never complain again about how boring country life is.
I had just come in from having fun with the lawnmower, and left the door open for a second as I stared at the blinking message light on the phone.
When I looked back down, there was a small snake of about 18 feet, I mean inches long, inside my house!
I tried to shove it back outside with my shoe, but it slithered under the bookcase, headed for god knows where. The only rational thing to do was make a cup of coffee, then go snake hunting.
Fortunately it had stayed under the bookcase, so I was able to sweep it outside with the broom. Luckily for both of us I have my new eyeballs, so in the sunlight I was able to see it had round pupils - so, non-poisonous. Picked it up, took it away from the house. I think it was a rat snake.
Earlier, I had seen a relatively large Eastern Brown Fence lizard on the dead tree at the edge of the yard. Hopefully reptiles don't know the rule of three.
Remind me to never complain again about how boring country life is.
