Who is your favorite stand-up comic?

A favorite Steven Wright joke, “I almost dated a psychic, but she broke up with me before we met.”

Rodney Dangerfield, “My wife is such a lousy cook the flies chipped in to have the screen door fixed.”
 
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There aren't many lines from Ron White I dare post here. Here is one that will give you a hint of his sense of humor:

"Any place along the highway is potentially a check point for drunk drivers...especially when you crash your car into it."

And...Awwww, those poor baby ducks.
 
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