Got phone call telling me that they are sending
a free back brace, that will be paid for by medicare.

#1) I do not need a back brace.
#2) They called me by name of my deceased cat.

Bekeart

I've had a couple of those calls. The first one woke me from a sound sleep. Bad move on their part. I cannot believe they called a second time.

It's not a scam.

I received two foot-long wooden splints
and a huge rubber band in a kit.

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Ubi Est Mea

My elderly mom would get one of those calls at least once a week for years. They never let up.

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Why duck?? It's a 9mm!

Was your cat named “Mitterrand”?