That's not cheese. More like a cheese-like substance.

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I wouldn't care if it was grown in a petri dish on the window sill. It still makes great sausage queso.

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I was asked if I had ever tasted Velveeta. I answered no, you can't, Velvet has no taste!

73,
Rick

Way back in my Puppy Dog Days I attended AF Basic Survival School.
Lurked around for a week in the Tahoe National Forest.
We were given rations from the Worldwide Survival Kit.
Chocolate Bars. Sorta like baking chocolate.
Not Bad!
Fruitcake Bars. Yes!
Cereal Bars. When dissolved in hot water, They had that kind of hot glue taste. Drink with some instant coffee, Not a bad way to start a day in deep snow!
Then there were those Cheese Bars. Don’t recall anybody who liked them.
Would have loved to have been at the meeting when they decided to put them in our Kits!

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I thought of this when I read this BBC article on the new Yorkshire Dales Edition of Monoply:

"...As well as the squares, all the playing tokens are customised including a Craven Ram, a miniature dry stone wall, a slab of Wensleydale cheese, a pair of walking boots, a cricket bat, and a bicycle.

Throughout the game, players can also be penalised for 'wild camping', while others can be rewarded for 'quality sheepdog trials'...

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"I drank WHAT?" (Socrates)

in downtown Madison Wisconsin there was a little shop called Fromagination... a wonderful little place for those that appreciate the fermented curd... kept feeling like a Monty Python sketch could start at any minute..

I rank cheese snobs right along with beer connoisseurs.
Who exactly are they trying to fool ?

It's a gouda place to hide drugs

Man who hid cocaine in cheese in £70m drugs conspiracy jailed




A police representative said some of the drugs were "hidden inside blocks of Gouda cheese" imported from Belgium...

Got 27 years.

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"I drank WHAT?" (Socrates)

Velveeta is not cheese.