Recent content by cusingeorge

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra......

Mine is Indiana Jones and his first look at the golden idol in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

How did the census worker know he had a CCW permit? They try to take a picture of me, my family or enter my backyard, I will not be held responsible for anything that happens thereafter.

I am an organ donor, so get 'em while they're hot (or at least 98.6). Torch the rest. Scatter the remains in the pasture next to my dad's house.

Applied for my MO permit on April 6th. She said it would take ~40 days to get completed. We'll see if they call next week.

3:10 to Yuma (both original and new one) Unforgiven The Lazarus Man (I know, not a movie, but Robert Urich was great in this series) Hot Lead and Cold Feet

Mine is from an ongoing joke in my hometown about a family of Indians (Native Americans for you PC folk), and the crazy stuff they would get into. They were the original "Family Guy". We made fun of them for years. Still do.....

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra......

I sat at an intersection gunning my engine while a Prius was behind me. I then ran over a possum.

AAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

"prone to snapping" Snapping? What, like a person who has had enough and goes postal on someone? That is utterly ridiculous. Dogs of any kind do not "snap", they warn you if you are getting on their nerves by growling or by getting away from you. "Very true cocker spaniels will bite but...

Have you tried JC Whitney? I remember there being one for sale through Otasco (that's how long ago it was), Maybe try Harbor Freight or Northern Tools.

Because a collie, labrador or other "family friendly" dog does not sell newspapers or get the TV stations ratings. We had a reporter here in Springfield report an attack by a "pit bull". Turned out to be a Shar Pei. How far off can you get? The two breeds look nothing alike. This is a great...

I remember one from my youth that went something like this: "If the rattlers, mesquite, rocky terrain and poison water holes don't get you - I will"