Recent content by LDM

Unfortunately, with all the incidents of porch piracy going on, this has become a necessary precaution. Those miscreants would love to get their hands on boxes of ammo to peddle to the local gang-bangers.

My ICD has three years left on the battery as of last December. Too bad you just can't hook up jumper cables and recharge.

Adorable. I'm sure she'll make a great companion.

Number 5 reminds me of an old joke. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. I have some good news and some bad news. First, the bad news. All our navigation systems have failed and we are hopelessly lost. Now the good news. We've picked up a 60 knot tail wind and are ahead of schedule.

My Shorkie is going to be 14 in April. Thank goodness she's still spry and feisty.

Adorable. How about Matt and Chester?

It's been said that when UFO's pass by Earth they roll up their windows and lock their doors.

I was on Warfarin but had so much trouble with yo-yoing of by PT/INR that doctor changed me to Eliquis. That stabilized it but at a dollar a pill, living seems to be getting too expensive.

I have an ICD. Last checked in December there's three years left on the battery. Wish I could just hook up jumper cables and give it a recharge. Electrophysiologist says he just needs to swap out the unit but the leads should still be good.

Left-handed TP? Goes with the left-handed monkey wrench.

Wait till Biden's Diversity, Inclusion and Equity "DIE" mandates hit the airline industry. He wants to put unqualified and inept individuals into pilots' seats. This will, of course, be extended throughout the system. The carnage this wrecks will be epic.

I remember one episode where Barney was going to work under cover. He loaded his bullet, put his gun in the six o'clock position of his waistband and blew out the seat of his pants.

So, how come this wasn't blown up over the Pacific? It surely must have shown up on RADAR well out to sea and disposed of then. Me detects the smell of rotting fish here.

How about this one. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. I have some good news and some bad news. First, the bad news. All our navigation systems have failed and we are hopelessly lost. Now the good news. We've picked up a 60 knot tail wind and are ahead of schedule.

At least it's made from real meat. Not beans, kale, beets, and other plants made to look like meat.