What was your WORST issued Police Car?

Back in the early ‘70’s the dept I was associated with used Plymouth satellites.

I found it more than amusing that Scottsdale AZ tried a Bricklin, an underpowered, gull wing car !!?? Really? Nothing like asking a driver/suspect to wait 15-20 seconds (or more) for you to exit your “patrol” car.

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Back in the early ‘70’s the dept I was associated with used Plymouth satellites.

I found it more than amusing that Scottsdale AZ tried a Bricklin, an underpowered, gull wing car !!?? Really? Nothing like asking a driver/suspect to wait 15-20 seconds (or more) for you to exit your “patrol” car.

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Not many people around who remember how slow those Brinklin doors were. Oh yeah and they didn't describe them as under powered; they described them as SAFE
 
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Having one of these beats the hell out of standing a footpost. Especially during the wintertime.
 
For you old law dogs on the forum….

I served from 1977 to 2019.
Two careers, City Police first 20+ years, then Highway Patrol just over 21 years.

My first experience included some left over 1976 440 Dodge Coronets and a favorite 1977 Dodge Monaco. Plenty of power and acceleration for the job. Emergency lighting was a chain-driven Federal Twin-Sonic light bar with red and white sealed beam bulbs. The fleet was solid white then changed to black and white in 1979.

Big vinyl bench seats (it was NOT smart to detail your unit and use the new Armor-All vinyl treatment, unless you made sure to wear your seatbelt. Combining wool uniform pants and shirts with a hard left turn would send you over to the passenger door. Once. 😉), an ancient Winchester 1897 Riot gun with #4 buckshot in a dash mounted locking rack, a S&W Model 15 4” Blue .38 Special and a city-issue two D-cell Ray-O-Vac flashlight. Kel-lights and Streamlights were in the future. Second Chance Model Y Kevlar cost $70.00.
A Motorola radio mounted on the transmission tunnel and no portable radios except for the Sergeants. We shared a mutual aid radio frequency with the Sheriff’s Department. Pursuits were occasional in the college town I served.

The absolute WORST marked city police cars in my experience were the fleet of 1978 AMC Ambassadors.

The pursuits changed when the AMC Ambassador arrived. Its failings were immediately apparent. Mine would top out around 85 mph. The sergeants car was worse, around 82 mph tops. We were constantly in vehicle pursuits and were constantly outrun by high school and college kids. But hey, the fleet had cruise control that year.

I tried finding an image of the 1978 AMC Ambassador Police but I couldn’t find the exact year model. The included photo is close, found on the ‘net.


The WORST Detective car I ever had to pilot was the 1992/3 Dodge Dynasty series. I was used to full-size Coronets/Monacos, LTD II and LTD S Fords, Chevrolet Caprices (square body and Shamu killer whale) and Ford Crown Vic’s. I had some big men working criminal investigations for me and trying to stuff a big Irish Cop in a pop can didn't work well. Used to full size steel doors, the plastic interior door panels of the Dynasty couldn’t withstand the force applied when my guys closed the driver and passenger doors. And, because investigators traveled to wherever leads took them, the short wheelbase was VERY uncomfortable on long trips in or out of state. I was glad to see the return to the Crown Vic after the failed experiment with the pop-can cars.

I ran Crown Vic’s most of the first 15 years on the Patrol then switched to Dodge Chargers. Both of which provided good comfort for long hours in a car. Wide stance, long wheel base is a plus.
The later Chargers were crazy quick and the top end was too far away for me to find by the time I had about thirty-five years in. Our tires had blowouts like everyone else’s. Some young partners claimed 160 was the top for the Chargers. I had no need to roll that fast by that time. Arrive alive was my mantra. Luckily, most of the pursuits didn’t exceed 110-120 mph, but might last in excess of sixty miles.

If you have a comment to add your experience, please, share your experiences with me here.

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Hated crown vics was only issued one once. Sucks in the snow and we get a lot up here. Even front wheel drive impala’s were better. But suvs were best for us. I liked the 2020 ford expedition I had last.
 
I found it more than amusing that Scottsdale AZ tried a Bricklin, an underpowered, gull wing car !!?? Really? Nothing like asking a driver/suspect to wait 15-20 seconds (or more) for you to exit your “patrol” car.

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I worked in Scottsdale at the time and vividly recall seeing that unit.
 
Full-size Detroit iron of that era was just pitiful, heavy, underpowered, poor handling.
My biggest complaint about American cars is the lack of brakes. Use them hard twice and they're gone. They were still fitting drum brakes on the back of V6 Firebirds and Camaros until the '98 and on models. Ridiculous.
 
Without a doubt it would be a 1973 Ford Torino. My small dept bought only one, thank goodness. It was assigned to the traffic division.
Only 2 people in the division, a sergeant and a rotation for the officers. That car couldn't out run it's own shadow. What a slug. No one liked it. The best car I ever drove was a 1967 Plymouth Belvadere with a 383. That car was fast and tight, a real pleasure to drive. It could
out run The Plymouth Furrys with 440's
 
Never been in LE but considered applying to the county sheriffs department in 1970 when the male chauvinist pig deputy that was always harassing me retired. The Chief Deputy was my neighbor was my neighbor so I asked him, his reply "You just want a chance to drive that hot hemi Dodge Charger" I had to confess that was part of it. That Charger was a legend in small town rural Iowa.
 
My best was my 1974 Chevy Monte Carlo, until the tranny blew. I was never issued a bad prowl car. I was chasing a 1950's era Indian motorcycle in a Ford Crown Viv. I passed two Mass State Police doing over 120MPH. Caught him after he dumped it.
Yep, back in those days, GM had their problems with the 350 Turbo trans..
We even had a recall on all of the 'A' body cars=The trans had to be COMPLETELY disassembled to replace a bearing in the rear of the trans.
That bearing would come apart and lock up the output shaft!!
In those days, if you wanted to "Run", you needed to have a Turbo 400 trans...Bill.
 
I remember those 350 trans recalls because I was the "Trans Man" @ the Dealership at the time.
I got 2 heavy engine Techs pulling the trans out of the cars, and I would go to the bottom of the trans to replace the bearing..

I ALSO remember that GM would ONLY pay us 2.9 hours for the TOTAL Repair..
The only way that we could do that time was doing it that way==Who knows who got THEIR Trans back into THEIR car?? HA HA...Bill.

PS: We would go in Sat./Sunday to do these recalls so that the LOW pay did not lower our Flat Rate Hours for the week!!!
 
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The worst?

I guess the P52 Ford Taurus police packages in the early 1990s. They really weren’t that bad, as they had some slight up fitting - SHO dual exhaust, front wheel drive and larger V6 engines. Acceleration was good in city setting. They were not roomy in the back seat, but decent sized trunks not much smaller than a Crown Vic.

P71 Ford Crown Vic’s were next. I recall the wheels left the ground at 121mph or so with a light bar fitted. A little body roll.

9C1 Chevy Caprices were the best. Generous interior room, great power curve and a nice ride even when clapped out.

I did a little driving in an early 2000s Chevy Tahoe. Body on frame is great.

You MADE ME search for some links for old VIN codes for police packages.
Searching did lead to this link for those that are interested:

https://policeinterceptor.com/links3.htm
 
The most recent batch of Taurus has an absolutely worthless rear window and no backup camera. Current ride is a '24 Tahoe and it's an absolute gas hog. My '09 Tahoe was a monster...drove it from 7 miles when I Got it to 150k when I turned it in. Never a problem.
 
As a regular duty constable, all we ever had back in the 70's were bog Plymouths.

I remember in 1965 RI SP got a bunch of 1965 4 speed 426 Hemi Furys as chase cars. Bet that was a fun ride
 
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