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I was wondering how long it would take for this to show up on our forum. That NBC 11:30 slot is something of a national icon. Changing of the guard is an earth shaking event, just a little less life-altering than inaugurating a new president. Having said that, Conan sucks canal water. And...

In Washington state they cut the cost of your driver license in half if you let them put "organ donor" on it.

If you're going to have capital punishment, beheading is not a bad way to go about it. The end result must be a +10 on the humiliation scale. I mean, there you are, lying in your own mess and in two big chunks. And if you are going to chop off someone's head, why not rent a venue and sell...

I used to shoot skeet with my .44 mag. The wooden grips were a non-starter so I put some rubbers on it. Pachmayer? Can't remember the name but they really helped.

They have changed their name about 3 times and they have about 300 lawsuits pending against them. Your state Attorney General is probably acquainted with them.

"Advanced ergonomics." Thanks, I'll stick my old retarded ergonomics.

North Korea. The only place I've ever heard of where they make booze out of acorns. Now that's poor!

The biggest eagle was the female. The smaller, fast diver was the male. The males do some spectacular flying during the nesting time. The female sits the nest and the male has to feed himself and everybody else so he works his butt off. This is the time of year when cats and small dogs...

Pheasants are the same way. If there is a water puddle anywhere in the area, pheasants will find it and potch around in it.

The last time I listened to a Lone Ranger program was on satellite radio about a year ago. He and the sheriff and another person had captured a bad guy and were questioning him. The bg refused to talk. The LR promptly shoved the bg into a small room and closed the door. Then, behind the closed...

Any kind of oil will kill a primer. Even the natural skin oil from a finger. Fooling around with those things is just asking for trouble. They were meant for a specific purpose. Keep it that way. Remain sober.

I was a radar squirrel in the Navy. I couldn't neutralize the radar but I could make him think you were about 800 yds east!

Good subject. I have 2. Both are Winchester Model 23 Pigeon Grade. One 12, one 20. The 12 is mod/full but the 20 has Briley Thin-Wall chokes installed. Quite possibly the most instinctively shootable guns the world has ever seen. Just pick one up and it starts to hum. It wants to kill...

The skeet/trap range at Andrews AFB (yeah, the home of Air Force One) faces the runway at the approach end. They stop shooting when a plane is landing just out of courtesy.

So whose idea was it to put the dirty diaper thread and the candy bar thread right next to each other?

I was just thinking those pirates weren't too smart. A 40,000 ton ship doing 20 kts is generating one helluva wake. Approaching such a ship from behind in a small boat would be suicidal. When an aircraft carrier is conducting air ops there is always a destroyer in trail. He is called the Plane...

I never quite understood the "USNS" thing but those ships are never armed and, as far as I know, there are no naval uniforms aboard. Those ships are civilian operated.

My brother was in his back yard one evening "singing" with his beagle. Neighbor called the cops. Neighbor and cops both said it sounded like the dog was being tortured.

At one of our Civil War reenactments they drilled a series of holes in a utility pole. Stuck a stick of dynomite in the top hole and then backed off 50 yds or so. When the dynamite blew it would send a big chunk of the pole flying. Then they armed the next hole down and did it all over again...

Going thru peace corps training at the university of minnesota, they tried to teach us how to sex chicks. it is difficult. at the end of the class, the instructor took the box containing all of the male chicks and tossed the little buggers into a big food grinder. Most of my fellow students...