Guns and Diamonds
No!! the jewelry analogy would spell doom. Can we amend it to stockings or pot-holders?[/QUOTE]
Several years ago I spent many weeks on the road for work. Fresh sources for pinned Smiths and plenty of cash to use. One pawn shop had a really nice selection of diamonds. Invited the wife along the next week to pick out a new ring.
That Sunday a coworker's wife said to my wife that I had bought six guns! So after the ring purchase it was the story around church and work that the gun purchases had cost me a diamond.
The true number was closer to ten (including two Model 19-3, an 18-3, and a snub 15. And when the ring purchase was complete, my wife handed me the balance of the cash and told me to get the gun I was drooling over at the time.
The math works out pretty well--she only wants the one ring.
PS Perhaps someone will find this helpful. When my wife started expressing concern about the number of guns I was aquiring I told her "Honey to a guy these are like jewelry is to a women." Light went on in her head, have heard very little since then.
No!! the jewelry analogy would spell doom. Can we amend it to stockings or pot-holders?[/QUOTE]
Several years ago I spent many weeks on the road for work. Fresh sources for pinned Smiths and plenty of cash to use. One pawn shop had a really nice selection of diamonds. Invited the wife along the next week to pick out a new ring.
That Sunday a coworker's wife said to my wife that I had bought six guns! So after the ring purchase it was the story around church and work that the gun purchases had cost me a diamond.
The true number was closer to ten (including two Model 19-3, an 18-3, and a snub 15. And when the ring purchase was complete, my wife handed me the balance of the cash and told me to get the gun I was drooling over at the time.
The math works out pretty well--she only wants the one ring.