I stole this from a poster on another website...
Callahan: I know what you´re thinking: "Did he take six selfies or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I´ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 iPhone, the most powerful smartphone in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you´ve got to ask yourself one question: ´Do I feel lucky?´ Well, do ya, punk?
[The thief gives up trying to retrieve his shotgun; Callahan picks it up and starts to walk away.]
Thief: Hey! [Callahan turns around] I gots to know!
[Callahan aims his iPhone and hits the Home button, but the iPhone just goes to the password screen, and he grins, laughs, and walks away.]
Thief: Son of a *****!
Callahan: I know what you´re thinking: "Did he take six selfies or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I´ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 iPhone, the most powerful smartphone in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you´ve got to ask yourself one question: ´Do I feel lucky?´ Well, do ya, punk?
[The thief gives up trying to retrieve his shotgun; Callahan picks it up and starts to walk away.]
Thief: Hey! [Callahan turns around] I gots to know!
[Callahan aims his iPhone and hits the Home button, but the iPhone just goes to the password screen, and he grins, laughs, and walks away.]
Thief: Son of a *****!