THE FEDERAL TACTICAL FIREARM DISPERSAL ACT OF 2018.
Joining the Founders desire for maintaining a Strong Citizenry, the need of Federal Military and Law Enforcement to have adequate supplies of weaponry in times of crisis, and good fiscal policy... Henceforth Citizens in good Legal and Moral Standing are invited to maintain and Secure weapons owned by and retained for use by the Federal Military and Law Enforcement Agencies.
Upon completion of the required background check, sucessful applicants (henceforth Civilian Conservators) in the program will receive, shipped to thier door a serviceable but surplus to requirements, MP5, SAW, M60 or other qualifying Class 3 weapon complete with a cleaning kit and use Manual. Ownership of all Weapons in this Program being retained by the Federal Government. In separate shipments two metal ammunition cans will be delivered to the weapons Conservator, one to be used for periodic function checks and the second retained for Declared Emergencies. Additional cans will be shipped periodically based on the weapon type and use manual.
(Obviously intended as Humor and not as a Political commentary.)