britbike1 Member Joined Jun 23, 2011 Messages 364 Reaction score 2,136 Location mpls mn Jan 26, 2024 #1 If you get a choice you can pick heaven for the climate or hell for the company. Teenagers are Gods punishment for enjoying sex.
If you get a choice you can pick heaven for the climate or hell for the company. Teenagers are Gods punishment for enjoying sex.
Exmilcop Member Joined Oct 3, 2020 Messages 472 Reaction score 1,155 Location Toronto, Ontario, Canada Jan 27, 2024 #2 Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you on experience.
Tom S. Moderator Staff member Platinum User Joined Nov 24, 2015 Messages 20,124 Reaction score 19,814 Location SE Michigan Jan 27, 2024 #3 You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think.
robvious Member Joined Jan 5, 2008 Messages 4,582 Reaction score 9,858 Location Eastern Nebraska Jan 27, 2024 #4 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do...
B Bekeart Member Platinum User Joined Sep 6, 2006 Messages 3,692 Reaction score 6,312 Location KY - 4 Rivers Jan 27, 2024 #5 Be Thankful Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers
F Farmer17 Member Bronze Supporter Joined Jan 18, 2005 Messages 5,635 Reaction score 7,358 Location Edmond, OK Jan 27, 2024 #6 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
StrawHat Member Joined Jan 28, 2007 Messages 7,064 Reaction score 17,034 Location Ashtabula County, Ohio Jan 27, 2024 #7 Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend! Inside of a dog? It is too dark to read! Julius Marx Kevin
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend! Inside of a dog? It is too dark to read! Julius Marx Kevin
Grayfox US Veteran Joined Apr 21, 2001 Messages 8,032 Reaction score 20,213 Location Bartlett, Tennessee Jan 27, 2024 #8 Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up.
Rotorhead1026 Member Joined Jan 18, 2019 Messages 382 Reaction score 713 Location The Far Side Jan 27, 2024 #9 Exmilcop said: Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you on experience. Click to expand... Never wrestle with a pig. You both get filthy and the pig likes it.
Exmilcop said: Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you on experience. Click to expand... Never wrestle with a pig. You both get filthy and the pig likes it.
old bear US Veteran Platinum User Joined Mar 30, 2010 Messages 9,931 Reaction score 23,743 Location R.T. P, area NC Jan 27, 2024 #10 Get your revenge, Live long enough to be a problem for your kids. P.S. loved the woman dearly, but my Mom took the above to heart.
Get your revenge, Live long enough to be a problem for your kids. P.S. loved the woman dearly, but my Mom took the above to heart.
mckenney99 Member Joined Jun 19, 2017 Messages 2,488 Reaction score 7,531 Location OH Jan 27, 2024 #11 As I have gotten older, I am constantly noticing other folks doing things that just drive me nuts and are destined for failure or bad outcomes. However, I try to remember the saying "Not My Monkey, Not My Circus" and just walk away.
As I have gotten older, I am constantly noticing other folks doing things that just drive me nuts and are destined for failure or bad outcomes. However, I try to remember the saying "Not My Monkey, Not My Circus" and just walk away.
Federalis Member Bronze Supporter Joined Aug 19, 2008 Messages 356 Reaction score 108 Location Republic of Texas Jan 27, 2024 #12 “Youth and skill are no match for old age and treachery”… ancient Texas proverb
lihpster Member Bronze Supporter Silver Supporter Joined Jan 20, 2021 Messages 6,896 Reaction score 21,285 Location Portland, OR Jan 27, 2024 #13 If you feel like you need to hide it, you probably shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
I Ivan the Butcher Member Joined Jan 27, 2008 Messages 15,465 Reaction score 28,817 Location Harlem, Ohio Jan 27, 2024 #14 A friend of mine use to say to his wife: It's OK to have an opinion you don't express! He started saying that about two years before the divorce! Ivan
A friend of mine use to say to his wife: It's OK to have an opinion you don't express! He started saying that about two years before the divorce! Ivan
M MRB1 Member Joined Jun 16, 2018 Messages 1,243 Reaction score 2,824 Jan 27, 2024 #15 How bout them Cowboys!
C CalifEd US Veteran Platinum User Joined Apr 14, 2019 Messages 791 Reaction score 1,177 Location Southern California Jan 27, 2024 #16 Your young kids are Gods punishment for the hell you put your parents through.
two-bit cowboy US Veteran Platinum User Joined Jan 31, 2016 Messages 7,428 Reaction score 19,574 Location inthewind of ol' Wyo Jan 27, 2024 #17 "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." Bernard Berenson American art critic
"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." Bernard Berenson American art critic
wuluf Member Silver Supporter Joined Mar 31, 2008 Messages 1,732 Reaction score 2,756 Location Northern Nevada Jan 27, 2024 #18 My Dad used to say "there are no stupid questions, just stupid people who won't leave me alone.."
TXBryan Member Bronze Supporter Joined Sep 20, 2017 Messages 661 Reaction score 3,023 Location Central Texas Jan 27, 2024 #19 Things that matter most should never be at the mercy of things that matter least. -Goethe Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. -Cherokee Proverb There really are two kinds of people; those that believe there's only two kinds of people, and those of us who know better. -My Dad
Things that matter most should never be at the mercy of things that matter least. -Goethe Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. -Cherokee Proverb There really are two kinds of people; those that believe there's only two kinds of people, and those of us who know better. -My Dad
ameridaddy US Veteran Gold Supporter Joined Nov 29, 2014 Messages 3,478 Reaction score 8,652 Location central Virginia Jan 27, 2024 #20 Proper response to an inane "shoulda coulda woulda" from some moron: Yeah, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his *** when he hopped. Last edited by a moderator: Jan 28, 2024
Proper response to an inane "shoulda coulda woulda" from some moron: Yeah, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his *** when he hopped.