A cunning plan

It ain't really lost until momma can't find it.
When I loose something I go to the wife and tell her I can't find "X"
Her first question
Where did you have it last?
My response
If I knew that, it wouldn't be lost.
I get that look.
Then she finds it.
If she can't find it-then it's lost. Until it turns up-or I buy a new one and then don't care.
Then I find it and now have two.
I suspect I am not alone regarding this scenario
 
I hate it when my lovely wife has to clean up around my computer desk.. the truck car. bookshelf. Where I leave my stuff. I then can find nothing. I ask what she did with the stuff she moved...and the look and... I didn't touch anything. The last time she didn't touch anything on my desk..computer was dead...router unplugged and the phone wouldn't work(VOIP)...AND she didn't touch anything. I just found a Tang Peep for a 92-94 Win that she didn't touch...and it is sold...in a basket 2 rooms away
 
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