fat tom
Absent Comrade
Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the
counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10
bills..
He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bar tender and asks. 'What's up
with the jar?'
Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all
the money..'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
'What are the three tests?'
'Pay first, those are the rules.' says the
bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender
drops it into the jar.
'OK,' the bartender says. 'Here's what you
need to do ........
First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper
tequila, the whole thing, all at once ... and you can't
make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a
sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your
bare hands.
Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has
never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta
make things right for her.'
The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm
not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to
drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other
things ..'
'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your
money stays where it is.'
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few
more, he asks, 'Wherez zat tequila?'
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with big
slurps. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up
and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy
scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit
bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he
staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large
bloody scratches all over his body..
'Now,' he says..... 'Where's the old woman
with the sore tooth?'
f.t.
counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10
bills..
He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bar tender and asks. 'What's up
with the jar?'
Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all
the money..'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
'What are the three tests?'
'Pay first, those are the rules.' says the
bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender
drops it into the jar.
'OK,' the bartender says. 'Here's what you
need to do ........
First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper
tequila, the whole thing, all at once ... and you can't
make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a
sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your
bare hands.
Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has
never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta
make things right for her.'
The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm
not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to
drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other
things ..'
'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your
money stays where it is.'
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few
more, he asks, 'Wherez zat tequila?'
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with big
slurps. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up
and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy
scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit
bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he
staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large
bloody scratches all over his body..
'Now,' he says..... 'Where's the old woman
with the sore tooth?'
f.t.
