A Horse...

[rags]

...walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "So, Why the long face?"

rags

 

[DeathGrip]

I think it was Rosanne Barr that said roughly the same thing about John Kerry.

D.G.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

I thought that was a John Kerry joke.

 

[ditrina]

...walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "So, Why the long face?"

rags

BOOOOO HISSSSSSSSS..

 

[novalty]

My father-in-laws favorite joke to tell kids always starts out with.
"Hey, you want to hear a dirty joke?"
Which is always followed by a yes.
Then he says.....

"Two white horses fell in the mud."