A letter to the president

[Muley Gil]

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?


P.S. They also need help with their credit cards. When do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

 

[Muley Gil]

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?


P.S. They also need help with their credit cards. When do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

 

[Wheelgunner840]

I like it. Please send it. I would love to see what kind of form letter you get back!

WG840

 

[jonnyringo]

Spot on Muley!

 

[handejector]

Great letter.
Are you sending it on a teleprompter??

 

[M29since14]

Are you sending it on a teleprompter??

Might as well not try that. They are all still in Europe.

 

[Bassamatic]

You may end up on their list of terror suspects and have your house raided personally by Janet Reno.

Insurgents such as yourself will be moved to Gitmo at the end of the year and at which time the newly released Islamic terrorists will be given your newly vacated house.

It could happen.

 

[handejector]

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley.

On second thought, this may not be a good idea.
The One may commission a study to make sure they got all those toys.
If any of them lack all the toys, we may have to subsidise their purchase!

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by handejector: The One may commission a study to make sure they got all those toys...

Lee, you're Right and of course, everyone know that the results of the latest 5 Year Government Study has concluded the there is D*mn good money being made by people doing 5 Year Government Studies!!! There go our taxes again!

 

[Gun 4 Fun]

That is an excellent letter. It really should be sent to 1600.

Sad thing is, he wouldn't understand it, since there isn't a bunch of uhh, mmm, wweee, waa ummm uhh umm uhh waa ......