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Funny, I was thinking...

Funny, I was thinking of songs for seniors today.

o/' She was just 63. Well you know what I mean.... o/'

o/' Do I take my pills at 25 or 6 to 4? o/'

o/' Don't imagine if there's no heaven o/'

o/' My chair is give me good vibrations o/'

o/' Baby I was born to hobble o/'

o/' Man if I could just pee, I can't get no....satisfaction o/'

o/' Man the morning sun when it's in my face really shows my age o/'

o/' Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, I'd love a women that's half my age o/'

o/' Help, I need somebody, I've fallen and I can't get up o/'

o/' I'm hoping for another...Christmas o/'

o/' We all need better digestion, We all need some Geritol o/'

o/' I don't think I can remember, the way we were o/'

o/' Daughter took me to the rest home, but
I won't go, go go. o/'

o/' I've lost..all those feelings o/'

o/' You can only go when you're in your bed, it's tragedy o/'

o/' Welcome to the Hotel California, here's your senior rate, don't check out late o/'

o/' I wish I could feel like makin' love o/'

o/' I go to my doctor, it's just a physical o/'

o/' Give me another piece of someone's heart o/'

o/' Take your walker for a slow ride o/'

o/' I've been to the desert on a horse but I can't remember his name o/'

o/' Don't knock me down, down, down o/'

o/' Rock you with my chill blanes o/'

o/' Carry on my wayward son. You won't get a cent after I'm gone o/'

o/' We're on a diet that's bland o/'
 
A little revised plus....

A little revised plus song titles


o/' She was just 63. Well you know what I mean.... o/' (I Saw Her Standing There)

o/' Do I take my pills at 25 or 6 to 4? o/' (25 or 6 to 4)

o/' Don't imagine if there's no heaven o/' (Imagine)

o/' My chair is give me good vibrations o/' (Good Vibrations)

o/' Baby I was born to hobble o/' (Baby, We Were Born To Run)

o/' Man if I could just pee, I can't get no....satisfaction o/' (Satisfaction)

o/' Man the morning sun that's in my face really shows my age o/' (Maggie May)

o/' Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, I'd love a women that's half my age o/' (Mrs. Robinson)

o/' Help, I need somebody, I've fallen and I can't get up o/' (Help!)

o/' I'm hoping for another...Christmas o/' (White Christmas)

o/' We all need better digestion, We all need some Geritol o/' (Another Brick In the Wall)

o/' I don't think I can remember, the way we were o/' (The Way We Were)

o/' Daughter took me to the rest home, but
I won't go, go go. o/' (Rehab)

o/' I've lost..all those feelings o/' (You've Lost That Loving Feeling)

o/' You can only go when you're in your bed, it's tragedy o/' (Tragedy)

o/' Welcome to the Hotel California, here's your senior rate, don't check out late o/' (Hotel California)

o/' I wish I could feel like makin' love o/' (Feel Like Makin' Love)

o/' I go to my doctor, it's just a physical o/' (What's Love Got To Do With It)

o/' Give me another piece of someone's heart o/' (Piece of My Heart)

o/' Take your walker for a slow ride o/' (Take It Easy)

o/' I've been to the desert on a horse but I can't remember his name o/' (Horse With No Name)

o/' Don't knock me down, down, down o/' (Don't Bring Me Down)

o/' Rock you with my chill blanes o/' (Rock You Like a Hurricane)

o/' Carry on my wayward son. You won't get a cent after I'm gone o/' (Carry On My Wayward Son)

o/' We're on a diet that's bland o/' (We're An American Band)

o/' I can't find my way home o/' (Can't Find My Way Home)

o/' I can't drive...... o/' (I Can't Drive 55)
 
I'll find out tomorrow after the stitches in my feet are removed.
Don't think I'll need the four words that changed Steve Martin's life:
"Apply to infected area".
 
How about: Help me make it through the door / Help me make it through the night
 
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