Well, thank you! My screen needed wiped down anyhow! Beer works just fine.
Years ago I used to get nose bleeds fairly often; usually once a month or so I could count on one.
They will also no doubt think Ronald McDonald was some type of deity.
Like I said, I hope I NEVER have to use one. Honestly, the fire/EMS station is literally just a quarter mile from my workplace so ANY of my training might never be needed....at least on the jobsite...I hope.