Absurd Headline from the AP Wire

[morsecode]

'Minneapolis struggles with rise of Somali gangs'

No need to post the link, the story isn't that compelling. Insert your own punchline.

 

[sasu]

'Minneapolis struggles with rise of Somali gangs

Incentive package planned to help gangs succeed'

 

[cmort666]

Some Democrat consultant is going to go on Fox to claim that proves that the "stimulus" bill is decreasing the rate of increase of unemployment...

 

[Spotteddog]

Perfect Sasu!
Isn't there a lampoon NYT headline that goes,
"End of the world in 48 hours.
Women and minorities will be hardest hit".

 

[ohiobuckeye]

Interesting that some think we can hold hands, sing songs, and make peace with all the muslim world when they repeatedly prove they can't even have a peaceful existance among their own people.

 

[Marshwheeling]

What the City of Minneapolis needs to address is the Somali stranglehold on the downtown parking industry.

 

[WHO CARES]

What the city of murderappolis really needs to address is their extreme liberal politics which has allowed this situation to develope! But that's not very pc of me is it?

Ward

 

[Vulcan Bob]

Somali's? We dont need no stinking Somali's!

 

[jkc]

Somali gangs struggle to cope with Lutheran Scandinavians, blaming vast cultural chasm, apathy toward gang objectives.

 

[WHO CARES]

I like that!

 

[Crazy K38]

"Somali gangs tear through the city of miniapolis, President Obama to speak with leader concerning peace treaty next week"

 

[s&wchad]

What do you expect 'em to do, now that we've destroyed the pirating industry???

At least they're easy to profile!

 

[bk43]

What the city of murderappolis really needs to address is their extreme liberal politics which has allowed this situation to develope! But that's not very pc of me is it?

They could take the Somalis, Hmongs and Muslim cab drivers and lock them in the arena and not open the doors until it gets real quiet inside.

BTW, where the hell is EP Minnesota? Is that up by Bemidji or something?

Bob