All I did was....

[kozmic]

...point to the oven and explain to my wife it was "for cooking me dinner".


I barely made it out with my life!:eek::D:o

 

[the ringo kid]

Does the name:Lorena Bobbitt come to mind? If so? id try not irritating the wife any more--at least untill after Thanksgiving,Christmas and New Years. :D

 

[johngalt]

Reminds me of one time I was driving I-294 around Chicago. A refrigerator was on its side in one of the middle lanes. Someone did a poor job of securing his load.

 

[arjay]

Halfway through WY,doin 80, came around a curve and there was a sofa! The spookiest was a pickup that lost a roll of carpet right in front of me..I was on a Yamaha [emoji32]

 

[vigil617]

If this had really happened the way you say it did, we would be looking at a picture of you on a gurney in the back of an ambulance, with the stove protruding out the open back door, in a fine illustration of the New York State version of square peg/round hole.....;)

 

[soFlaNative]

Acceptable behavior for them that enjoy cold food and sleeping alone.

 

[Salty RI]

You must be married to one of my sister in laws. :eek:

 

[BigCityChief]

...point to the oven and explain to my wife it was "for cooking me dinner".


I barely made it out with my life!:eek::D:o

That's hilarious! Thank you.


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[vigil617]

Always wondered where the phrase "stove in" came from..... :D

 

[zzzippper]

Before we got married my bride made a filipino dish, similar to spaghetti, called pancit. She used the wrong noodles and it congealed into a solid mass. I swear it looked like a brain with bits of vegetables and chicken sticking out of it. I came to the table, and without thinking, said "What the **** is this?". She married me anyway because , as I've told her since, lots of women would pay to be in her place.

 

[Collo Rosso]

my wife said to me "I want to eat somewhere we've never eaten before". I took her by the hand and led her into the kitchen. - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[vytoland]

after visiting our daughter at the U 0f I Champaign, IL coming home on a raining night on interstate 57, doing about 75 we encounter a deer carcass in the middle of the road.......no time to swerve and avoid it.......ran right over it, which launched the 1988 buick station wagon airborne........all four tires left the ground ...

my wife and I just looked at each other afterwards and said.....what the hell was that ..............truly a moment to remember.....

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

The oven and kitchen in general is where I hide stuff from my wife.

 

[carpriver]

Now if that was the Mrs. phone I would never eat again.

 

[the ringo kid]

my wife said to me "I want to eat somewhere we've never eaten before". I took her by the hand and led her into the kitchen. - Rodney Dangerfield

Gosh darn it--I sure do miss Rodney Dangerfield an his humor...:eek:

 

[Shorty 45 MK2]

Just be glad it wasn't one of those old wood stoves! :eek:

 

[shouldazagged]

Always wondered where the phrase "stove in" came from..... :D

Or, as they say in this part of the country, "stove up". :eek::D